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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Catalina, do you know where Nan is?

A: I [iost_uid0]am[/iost_uid0] the master of all i survey![/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-11-2003, 05:06 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, Katy, I'm told you have delusions of grandeur.

A: The tiger. Yes, the green one.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-11-2003, 05:37 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Which one did you want me to hand you? The tiger wrench or the lion hammer?

A. Quite possibly by 2089. But I wouldn't count on it.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-11-2003, 05:58 PM
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A: Not right now, can't you see I'm torturing someone here?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-11-2003, 08:13 PM
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:54 PM
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Old 07-12-2003, 12:11 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: My space cabbage is getting a little wilted, do you think it will rain soon?


A: Of course! The forms are in the folder at your left, but you will need a notarized signature.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-12-2003, 01:27 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Um, the Borg's 76 trombones and other varius Marching Band instruments are driving me nuts,can I kill them, and then take all their shiny shiny metal musical stuff?


A:I didnt forget the answer, sleep need me do.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-12-2003, 01:44 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Opium, why did you forget the answer and why aren't you making any sense?

A: I'll help you later but first i have to get the pixies out of my garden.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-12-2003, 02:07 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Could you help me convincing my crazy brother trolls don't exist?

A: He's getting nuts. But then, so is the rest of the world.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-12-2003, 05:45 PM
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Old 07-12-2003, 06:42 PM
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A:Johnny Depp. Orlando Bloom. Jefferey Rush. Richard Simmons. In "Pilates in the Carabean Sunshine"[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-12-2003, 09:31 PM
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Old 07-13-2003, 03:23 AM
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Old 07-13-2003, 04:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I don't under stand, If it wasn't col. mustard and it wasn't Mrs. white and it wasn't miss scarlet and it wasn't Mr. green and it wasn't prof. plum and it wasn't that blasted peacock person than who the fink was it!

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Old 07-13-2003, 07:01 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I heard Zeke was going to change the name of the forum, have you heard what to?


A: Its a 100 page report on the nature of frogs.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-13-2003, 07:26 PM
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A: About 47. Why?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-13-2003, 08:22 PM
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A: Speling is futyle. Spellchicker maed it obsoleet[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-14-2003, 02:49 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: ... and he signed the letter respektfuly yurs! Doesn't anyone know how to spell anymore? (I know I don't )


A: Why yes it is.[/colorost_uid0]
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