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Old 09-26-2003, 10:17 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] My tribble's BMI is 25... do you think that's a good sign, Doctor?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ej im ta fey deja I.....[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:23 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's Klingon for "Kahless's fly is down"?

A: Bzzzzzt Ball![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:27 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do they call a game played with an electric rugby ball?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I'm sorry, my brain is tired. You were saying?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: We've come to the end of my two hour lecture. Are there any questions?

A: I am [iost_uid0]so[/iost_uid0] going to kill you.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: And then after that I said... You aren't listening to me ,are you, Tom? Oh, andJaneway's so sexy..Seven is actually a guy.Oh and by the way,In today's experiment we will carry out the nitration of an aromatic ring, an example of electrophilic aromatic substitution. There are a couple of unusual features to this experiment. (1) Under the reaction conditions employed, you will do a double nitration. That is, the product from the first nitration reacts a second time. (2) The are two aromatic rings in the substrate (2-benzylpyridine), a nitrogen-containing pyridine ring and a phenyl ring. Both types of aromatic rings can, in principle, undergo electrophilic aromatic substitution, but we find that one, the phenyl ring, reacts faster in this case. We call this type selectivity, where one type of functional group reacts faster than another, chemoselectivity. If you think about what should happen to the pyridine in acid, you should be able to reason why the phenyl reacts faster (i.e., chemoselectively) in this reaction.

A: No.No. No. No.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Haha Cat you'll never guess what I just did :coughcoughstrippedSheridanandtiedhimtoyourbedcoug hcough: Heh.

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Argh.


[Whoa... it's freaky... our mixed up posts actually make some sense. :sweatdrops:][/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-26-2003, 10:41 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: That's it. Where's that Hammer of Smiting? Ah, there it is :Smites 17:

A: I haven't read the whole essay yet, but I will... Soon.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you read my document on blue rolling ships, Captain Janeway? I hear it might be nessasary in the Badlands.

A: fallalalally, down here in the valley[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:49 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are you doing? And where the hell are you?

A: And then I put this one there, and I win. See? I won, now give me the money.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Mr. Kim, It is impossible for you to beat me in kaltoh. A wager will not have any effect on the outcome. However, I will agree to give you twenty credits if you beat me.

A: Yes ,please. salt and milk in my tea.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:59 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There are four warbirds approaching, captain. Captain?

A: There's nothing wrong with dictatorship, as long as I'm the dictator.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-26-2003, 11:03 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, Mr. Hussein, you think that ruling your country with an iron fist is morally right?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A box of mooncakes.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-26-2003, 11:06 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did John Sheridan get you for your birthday?

A: Iraq

[quoteost_uid0]Q: So, Mr. Hussein, you think that ruling your country with an iron fist is morally right?[/quoteost_uid0]
That reminds me of heat... [/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-26-2003, 11:07 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you mix the lunar calendar and batter?

A:Love[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-26-2003, 11:10 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is it that made Sa'ar promise 17 he wouldn't do post-sessions with me?

A: Would you wait for me?

(For some reason the library closes in this break )[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-26-2003, 11:42 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Delenn, can I space your teddy bear if you aren't out in five minutes? You said you'll be ready in ten minutes half an hour ago!
A: Nada. Zip. Zilch

[ Sa'ar and 17, are in love, Call themselves King and Queen of the board.... So Catalina must be their kid the Princess.....] [bost_uid0][iost_uid0][ : RUNS :] [/iost_uid0][/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-26-2003, 11:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, what are the chances pkyyr is going to survive the nuclear arsenal I have [bost_uid0]AIMED AT HER HEAD [iost_uid0]RIGHT NOW?![/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0]


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] DO me a favour and jump off the nearest cliff, will you?


[You guys are dead. SO dead. SOOOO dead. :adds Cat and pkyyr to her growing list of 'To Kill' people:][/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: ewp?

A: *Whine*

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] JOHN SHERIDAN! Bad Captain! No biscuit!


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I'm thinking of, thinking of....

(You can run, but you can't hide! I'm gonna getcha! )[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-26-2003, 12:46 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You're so quiet. What are you thinking about?

A: You're wrong. That was me correcting you.

[quoteost_uid0]So Catalina must be their kid the Princess.....][/quoteost_uid0]
No, but I plan to go forward in time, kidnap their first son, bring him back, and marry him. It makes it easier to take over control.

Try telling Zeke 17 hates pie. The chances of him believing it are not good, but if he does... [/colorost_uid0]
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