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Old 09-26-2003, 08:07 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q; You distinctly said Minbari have green blood. I heard you.

A: It'll have to come out, then.

[quoteost_uid0](Sa'ar and 17, are in love, Call themselves King and Queen of the board.... So Catalina must be their kid the Princess...)[/quoteost_uid0]

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Old 09-26-2003, 08:21 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If we get the unidentified object out of your head, you'll die, but if it stays in, you loose the game.

A: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice prepare to die.

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A: Er, well, you [iost_uid0]almost[/iost_uid0] got that right...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 02:15 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Umm, Captain, is that a miniturized doctor model that you're hanging upside down?

A:Arrrrrggghhhhh!ACockroach!!!!Aaaahhhh!!!!*incohe rent scream*[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 04:34 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Agent J, to defeat the Bug, you must stomp on as many roaches as you can find.

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Old 09-27-2003, 07:01 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hmmm. You've just handed me a nice cigar-shaped package. I wonder what I should make of it?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] In the hall of the mountain king.

{Bum bum bum bum bum bum bah bah bum bum bah bah bum!}


[Are we trying to start our own fora scandals here?!][/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 07:06 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where did Legolas and Gimli make out?

A: Hi. I'm an idiot.

[what's with the 'bum's? trying to get Sa'ar to smack it or something?]

: runs : VERY FAR AWAY.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 07:10 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hi, my name is 17. You must be new to the fora! You are..?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] But, but, but....


[No one smacks Delenn's bum except ME! Not even John Sheridan!

[bost_uid0][iost_uid0]Completely Off-Topic:[/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0]

[bost_uid0]Delenn:[/bost_uid0] I but, you but, he or she buts....
[bost_uid0]Sheridan:[/bost_uid0] Er, no!
[bost_uid0]Delenn:[/bost_uid0] Alright, I have a nice butt, and you have a fat one.
[bost_uid0]Sheridan:[/bost_uid0] Yeah, that's more like-- HEY! Wait a minute!


Great. I'm even writing fivers as I POST. Buggerit!][/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 07:13 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Heelloooooo, baaaaaby!

A: An mind-flayer wearing a dress.

1600th post. Bow before my spiffiness.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: what's worse than a mind-flayer?

A: No , john![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 07:30 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Can I touch you there? Please? Please?

Ugh. NOT going there. [iost_uid0]NOT.[/iost_uid0]

[bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why can't I get a pony, Delenn? Why can't I?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Bom prang![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 07:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Say something I don't understand

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do insane people like to say?

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Old 09-27-2003, 07:38 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean, you couldn't take it after pkyyr started singing "Faith of the Heart" the 5000th time?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I know her! She's the leader of the Fubari, isn't she?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 07:41 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you heard of that insane girl, 17?

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Old 09-27-2003, 07:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] (sings) What is Jean-Luc Picard's brain made of?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Bananas and cream


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Old 09-27-2003, 07:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do Minbari avoid as it gives them gas?

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Old 09-27-2003, 07:51 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I'm a nice nasty crocodile, and I'm going to eat that nice juicy crazy australian guy over there....


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Moo.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 07:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: --ahahaha. Shit. What did I miss?

A: Splots. lots of Splots.

[What [bost_uid0]ARE[/bost_uid0] Splots???][/colorost_uid0]
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