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Old 09-27-2003, 09:02 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How's the weather in that madhouse of yours?

A: Old pie.

EDIT:[quoteost_uid0]Q: Did you rub Sa'ar's nose into the fact that you're one post ahead of him now?[/quoteost_uid0]
Of course I did. [/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-27-2003, 10:54 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's that you're using as a doorstop?

A: Midnight confession.

[quoteost_uid0]Q: Did you rub Sa'ar's nose into the fact that you're one post ahead of him now?

Of course I did.[/quoteost_uid0]

Laugh while you can...it won't be for long.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:56 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Darn, I just sold old pie to John Sheridan...what should I do?



A: Or not.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 11:06 PM
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Old 09-27-2003, 11:16 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you put Nicole Kidman with Elijah Wood?


A: Try it, dudes![/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-28-2003, 02:27 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I dont know Tom, those turbulant waves look dangerous.

A: I sure hope the Borg dont get into Fast food assimulation[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 04:33 AM
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Old 09-28-2003, 05:06 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happened? I heard you scream..

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Old 09-28-2003, 05:46 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Gee, I think Cat's head is too big for her right now.. what do you think we should use to remedy that?


:lol:


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Slinkies.


[I'm kidding, Cat... no hard feelings here. Absolutely none. I'm not that kind of girl... :RUNS:][/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 05:47 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: We have a hanging to do captain? What do we need to get for the man with the long neck?

A: Lego my ego, then get me an ego waffle.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-28-2003, 05:52 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Mommy, what's an ego?

A: mayo heyo[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 05:54 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what did you say when you saw all that mayo in the Cargo Bay?

A: Neelix, may I have a normal peanut butter and jelly sandwich?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 05:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Our special tonight is either Bolian pie or Roasted Minbari, which one would you prefer?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] ICQ is taking over my life.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 06:07 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why do you have a large flower across your forehead?

A: No I will not. Do it yerself.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, will you help me make an episode where ICQ is taking over the forumgoers brains?

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Old 09-28-2003, 06:14 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I seek you, stem! Do you seek me too?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's the EVIL Cow of DOOM!-- RUNNN! [bost_uid0][iost_uid0]Run for your lives![/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-28-2003, 06:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Whassat that keeps going : " MOO-ahahahaha?"

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Old 09-28-2003, 06:17 AM
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Old 09-28-2003, 06:20 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Saar, we here give you a "Pass for 1st anytime" card

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Old 09-28-2003, 06:22 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Oh look, here lies Ensign Redshirt. Poor Red. Looks like he ran out of life passcards to give...


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh, no. Oh, no.[/colorost_uid0]
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