Answer --> Question game

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You called, sir?

A: Don't be ridiculous, the Kazon would never take an outsider into their tribe.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are the Borg joining the Kazon?

A: Its like having a blizzard in your mouth[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is a storm in a glass of water like?

A: You're evil.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Alien: Greetings....

A: Oh no, he isnt evil. We will just pretend he is good, then act surprised when he goes all evil on us.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain Kirk, I have this weird feeling that Alien we just met is evil. What do you think?

A: High trees catch a lot of wind.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is it smart to put a wind speed indicator Rooster thingy at the top of the trees?

A: The wind vane was spinning so fast that it took off into outer space. I told you a wind vane on this Hurricane planet was not a good place for it.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where did the wind vane go, that we put at the top of that tree?

A: To lift someone over the horse.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Whats the crane for?

A: The witch doctors left a message for John[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are the flashing lights with all the dead bodies in between?

A: You're eating the cheese off my bread.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, didn't this bread have cheese on it?

A: T'Pol, I hope you got the memo about the TPS reports.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Before you ask, yes I got the memo, but it's highly illogical. Now what were you going to ask me?

A: One Swallow doesn't make it summer.

[quoteost_uid0]Q: Hey, didn't this bread have cheese on it?
A: You're eating the cheese off my bread.[/quoteost_uid0]
Translating proverbs really doesn't make sense. [/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Some bastard killed off all the Swallows. Now summer will never come.

A: As I always say, if you can't beat them, eat them[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What can we do about all these tribbles? We can't slaughter them as fast as they can reproduce.

A: I feel wetness.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Stick your hand in this bag and tell me what you feel.

A: Your ego is too big for this ship.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can I stay after I have saved the ship?

A: When the cat is away, the mice dance on the table.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ok, who has been dancing on the cheese again?

A: When the mice are away, the cats sleep and eat the food out of the fridge.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do cats do when they can't find any mice to eat?

A: Put the flowers outside.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where do you want these flowers?

A: Uncommon Wisdom[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you find in the Answer-Question forum?



A: And the band played on, because they didnt care.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] It was a dark and stormy night on the great ship [iost_uid0]Titanic[/iost_uid0]. Suddenly, Celine Dion appeared on the horizon. People screamed and ran for their lives as she opened her mouth and started singing. The resonance caused by the harmonics of [iost_uid0]My Heart Will Go on[/iost_uid0] caused the metal sides of the ship to buckle and crumble, and pretty soon icy cold seawater was swamping the ship. There was a thunderous groan, and the ship listed to its starboard side and started sinking....

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] We seek the Holey Sock. We bind to the major groove.[/colorost_uid0]