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Old 10-04-2005, 11:53 PM
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Welcome to Day 3 of our Five-Minute Firefly launch! First up is Jade yet again (jaded yet?) with "Jaynestown," one of my favourites for a reason you'll quickly discover. Today we also have the first guest fiver of this event: "Heart of Gold," by the just-in-time guest writer alluded to in a previous newspost, PointyHairedJedi.

(Sorry for the unscheduled absence yesterday -- somebody told me to burn the land and boil the sea. You would not believe how long that takes.)
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Old 10-05-2005, 01:05 AM
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JITNOT, my dear fellow, JITNOT.

Wash: Hey, how come we were landlocked one moment and not the next?
Inara: It involved a pair of Y-fronts and me faking Jayne's autograph. I really don't want to say any more.
Hehehehe. Also, hooray for the Monkees!

Nice work there, Jade. And that other guy, whoever he may be....
Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images.
Sergeant: You can? That's amazing!
Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'.
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Old 10-05-2005, 12:09 PM
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Book: She asks me why... I'm just a hairy guy... I'm hairy noon and night... hair that's a fright!
Hey, that's not by the Monkees! Besides, I think that's "I'm hairy noon and nighty-night-night!"

Oh say can you see my eyes if you can?

Inara: I'm sure we'll be able to. What this crew lacks in smarts they make up for with guns. Did I mention they have lots and lots of guns? Anyway, ta-ta for now.
Lots and lots of guns. Especially Jayne.

Mal: I'd sure hate to be anyone trying to describe all this action through a textual medium right about now.
Been there.
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"I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
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Old 10-05-2005, 02:20 PM
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Got to say Zeke's jokes are getting painful!

fortunetly Two awsome fivers save the day! Good work!
Always that one step behind you guys... watch out!
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Old 10-05-2005, 03:28 PM
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Got to say Zeke's jokes are getting painful!
You haven't seen anything yet.

I didn't have the slightest urge to bludgeon him with a pool cue for that.
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