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Old 08-08-2003, 10:20 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:I just got an A+ on my final...I just got an A+ on my final...NAHTMMM, are you even listening? Are you? ARE YOU?



A: I guess the tribble pudding WAS even worse than John Sheridan's pizza, and LOTR pie, and POTC 47 Flavours of Ice Cream.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 10:37 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How many annoying cliches can you cram into a single answer?

A: Miak. It does a body so-so.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-09-2003, 10:27 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So I need an ad slogan for Miak that is honest, semi-cool, semi-hip and semi-young, yet touches on the sarcasm of youth. What do you recommend?


A: But I like cliches! And LOTR! And POTC! Pudding-flavoured ice-cream-pie, I can do without.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-10-2003, 01:55 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] John, will you stop harping on about LotR and PotC if I give you this pudding-flavored ice cream pie? I so do hate cliches.




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Give me all your money! It's mine, mine, MINE! WAHAHAHAHAHA![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-10-2003, 07:27 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's this hole in the ground filled with a soft yellow metallic substance?

A: And monkeys' brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often served in Washington, D.C.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-10-2003, 08:17 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. MMM... I'mm hungry, do you know where we can get some monkey brains?


A. my brother just called, he's having a baby right now![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-10-2003, 11:13 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why you so happy? And why are all these news cameras here? Is there some sort of momentous event going on in the course of human history?


A: Put the 'a' piece rightside leftwise down, and the 'b' end in the raised hole on the left end of the 'c' peice crosswise from the right most corner of the 'a' piece.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-11-2003, 09:39 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I just invented something, but it's too easy to construct. How do I explain its construction in a manual so it's complicated enough to look sophisticated?

A: Dude, if you do that, every single 'shipper is gonna be fuming.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-11-2003, 07:59 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I'm writing this fanfic, right, and I was thinking...what about putting Odo with Leeta, and OJake with Angel, Jar Jar with Gollum, Aragorn with Galadriel and Quark Snyder with Anya, and of course, femXander with Willowbot?


A: It's from the Group Adaptive story and my sleep-deprived brain, deprived of pie, pizza, pudding, icecream, Johnny AND Orlando![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-12-2003, 12:46 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What the hell? Why are there SEVENTEEN Jakes on the bridge?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ooh, look at me! I'm an electron carrier! Look, mom! Look![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:09 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So why do you seem so positive lately even though you are loosing your friends all the time?

A: That first drop is a big one, so you better be careful.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:20 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Any last advice before I go jumping across the Grand Canyon?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Gregor Mendel was waaaaay too bored.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:23 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So Taya, how was your trip to go see Gregor Mendel?

A: Well, that was exciting. Lets go do something else.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:26 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Wheee! I've just nuked the Black Star! What next?





[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh, I don't know. It's probably not worth my ATP.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:43 AM
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was that terminal thud?

A: It's bloody hot in here.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-12-2003, 04:15 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Welcome to Hell, Mr. Bush! Any memorable words for us?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You have to be The One, because you are the only one who can use the proton gradient to pump hydrogen ions into the Matrix![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-12-2003, 04:41 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why do I have to be The One? I hate biochemistry.

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Old 08-12-2003, 04:47 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's the difference between nicotinamide adenine dinculeotide and nicotinamide adenine dinculeotide phosphate with regards to anabolic and catabolic pathways in cell biology?



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Old 08-12-2003, 06:28 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Wow, that pie looks good. Can I try some?


A: Dance. Gettogether. Party. Thing.[/colorost_uid0]
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