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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Ways in which Five-Minute Dune Would Mangle the Plot of the Original

Note: I've read Dune twice and ya know... I just don't like it... Then I got to the book where his son turns into a worm and well...

10. Not so much pedophelia
9. It would actually be pointed out that Paul inexplicably changes his mind about that entire Emporer thing.
8. The Worms would talk.
7. People wouldn't take 200 pages to make a decision
6. Out of necessity, long drawn out conversations about nothing would not be as long
5. There wouldn't be three hundred sequels, each one weirder than the next.
4. The symbolism stick which we are being hit with wouldn't be as prominent.
3. In five minutes there isn't enough time to describe the deaths of many, many characters in great detail.
2. Paul would be LESS whiny.
1.The author wouldn't go on drugs halfway through writing it.

And because I'm a newbie...

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