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Old 02-15-2006, 05:00 AM
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You do, but sadly, the requirement is now you have to take two more semesters!


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Old 02-15-2006, 05:45 AM
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You did. Past tense. Don't ask.

I wish I could get by with only three hours of sleep instead of needing nine.
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Old 02-15-2006, 06:17 AM
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You can, but you're not really, very awake.


I wish I could see things happen in slow-motion, but only when I wanted to.
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Old 02-16-2006, 02:01 PM
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You accidently pushed the fast forward button, and it gets stuck. By the time you get it fixed, you are married with 3 kids.

I wish there was a way to record dreams like you do when recording tv shows
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Old 02-16-2006, 06:11 PM
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You can record dreams, but then someone leaks them onto the internet and you must change you name and identity and live the rest of your life as a hermit on Guantanimo Bay.

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Old 02-16-2006, 07:04 PM
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They stop snapping, but start crackling and poping.


Welcome to the fora, Lostoyannaya!


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Old 02-16-2006, 07:37 PM
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They aren't; you buy the discount ones and they blow up in your face. You then need a new face.

(Thank you! Nice to be here^^).

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They do. They leap out of the screen and are now BITING YOU! FLY MY PRETTIES, FLY!

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I wish I had a copy of the "Star Wars Holiday Special" :lol:

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You get it but George Lucas has "fixed" (sorry, cough, "dramatically improved") it and it's a one hour story about Ja Ja Binks' adventure in his new bikini ;o)

I wish they made a "Back to the Future" Part 4.

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Old 02-16-2006, 11:43 PM
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They do, but "they" is Berman and Braga. Uh oh...

I wish I had a copy of the Star Wars Holiday Speciel.
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:26 AM
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You do! On 8-track!


I wish I had a larger memory USB Flash Drive.
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Old 02-17-2006, 04:51 AM
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You do! Now if you knew where you put it...

I wish X would make me a clock avatar.
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Old 02-17-2006, 06:15 AM
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I will.... "Sooon".... :twisted:


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Old 02-17-2006, 08:40 AM
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You do. Unfortunately, it happens to be more time spent at work.

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Old 02-17-2006, 12:38 PM
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Sadly you fall down a well the next day, are never found and have to spend forever eatting rats.

I wish my computer was un-breakdownable.
(Not a real word - I don't care! I'm living it free today!)
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Oh, but it is! Just downgrade it's job description to "heavy paperweight".

I wish James Blunt would release a new CD.

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He does, but then I travel back in time and kill him before he made his *first* one.

I wish James Blunt did not exist.

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I haven't got it in me to ruin this wish. In fact I surport it completely. 100%, whole heartedly! Although I must say I kinda like his new song. Which makes me hate him even more.


I wish I had a pen that didn't run out!
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Old 02-17-2006, 11:20 PM
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You do. We call it a mechanical pencil.

I wish I had a multipen with blue, black, red, .5 mech pencil, and highlighter, twist select for accurate choice.
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You do, but you also have whiteout that follows behind your writing and cancels out everything you write.

I wish I wasn't so afraid of posting in these forums.
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