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Old 02-16-2006, 12:12 AM
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Old 02-16-2006, 03:44 AM
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Old 02-16-2006, 04:08 AM
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Old 02-16-2006, 04:26 AM
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Old 02-16-2006, 05:48 AM
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:29 AM
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Old 02-16-2006, 01:09 PM
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Who could have known burning all your bridges would create such a bonfire?

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Old 02-16-2006, 10:02 PM
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A: Befuddling is my speech pattern.
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:12 PM
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:27 AM
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Old 02-17-2006, 10:58 AM
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Old 02-17-2006, 11:33 AM
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Old 02-17-2006, 12:25 PM
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Old 02-17-2006, 12:26 PM
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Old 02-17-2006, 12:47 PM
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Old 02-17-2006, 01:06 PM
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