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Old 04-06-2005, 11:43 AM
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Q: Who are you?
A: I am.......THE DARK SIDE! BWAHAHA!
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Old 04-06-2005, 04:26 PM
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Q: Who do you think you are, painting the walls of your rented apartment midnight blue? You realize you're giving up your security deposit, right?


A: Karl did it.
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Old 04-06-2005, 09:57 PM
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Q: CARL! Who painted the rented apartment walls midnight blue?
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:10 PM
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A: nice try....maybe it will work next time
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Old 04-07-2005, 12:31 AM
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Q: These aren't the Hyper-Tiny Mutant Llamas your looking for.....
A: Ack! Karl's started to painted the rest of the WORLD midnight blue!
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:22 AM
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Q: You were screaming the wierdest things...were you having a nightmare?


A: It's a nightmare of sorts.
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:54 AM
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Q: Karl painting the rest of the world midnight blue is a nightmare?
A: The Hyper-Tiny Mutant Llamas did it.......
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Old 04-07-2005, 02:37 AM
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A: More of a really masculine girl.
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Old 04-07-2005, 02:59 AM
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Q: So how masculine is John? A masculine man?
A: That's precisely what auntie Vera said.....
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Old 04-07-2005, 03:20 AM
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A: Hey you! Get out of my dream!
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Old 04-07-2005, 03:33 AM
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Q: Aren't those semolina pilchards a little too green?
A: Ask Karl.
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:53 AM
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Q: Where are TopHatMan and John?


A: It's TopHatMan's job, really.
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Old 04-08-2005, 01:57 AM
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Q: Isn't John meant to do the redecorating?
A: No, ask the lemon in booth 3
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Old 04-08-2005, 02:03 AM
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Q: Where do I find the lime costumes?


A: Er...that really doesn't matter to the topic at hand.
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Old 04-08-2005, 03:01 AM
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A: Clocks. Lots and lots of clocks
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Q: Neo, you are always late. What do you need to be here on time?

A: Ok, who hacked into the matrix and enhanced certain body parts?
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Old 04-08-2005, 05:33 AM
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A: Why don't you just read the book?
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:25 PM
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A: Unload the finger, put it down, and step away.
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Old 04-09-2005, 12:54 AM
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A: It's no ones, really. It belongs to everyone!
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Old 04-09-2005, 02:54 AM
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A: That's kinda redundant
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