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A: It was that Aimee Mann CD that finally did it.
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Old 06-18-2005, 10:57 AM
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Q: What made you start loving CSI: Yellowknife?


A: Yah, that's really cool *rools eyes*
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Old 06-18-2005, 06:39 PM
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Q: Hey look, I just got my signed fiver from zeke, isn't that cool?

A: Particle-man, Particle-man, he does everything that a particle can.
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Old 06-19-2005, 09:06 PM
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Q: Where is that spare neutron I left in Supernisating fluid?

A: GET BACK YOU MEDDLESOME HUSSY, IN THE NAME OF THE SECOND SKONNAN EMPIRE!
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Old 06-20-2005, 01:43 AM
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Q: What does this big red button marked "DO NOT PUSH UNLESS YOU ARE EMPORER...CAUSES PAIN AND SUFFERING" do?


A: That's what I thought.
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Q: Ohmygaaawwdd, and then Chole told Abigail that Curtis was gay and even if he wasn't he wouldn't touch her skanky ass and so then Abigail was all like crying in the girls bathroom and Bethesda saw her and she TOTALLY hates Chole because of that time Chole took all her tampons so than Bethesda goes and tell Marco that Chole did porno in college, which is totally blowing things out of proportion because it's not like 'Girls gone Wild' is real porn anyway but who cares cause Chole is a total bitch, but Marco goes SUPER-nova on her right in the middle of the club, right whne they're playing that 'Karma-stisiton' remix you hate, and he starts cursing her out in Spanish, but he was all drunk anyway, and so then Chole follows him outside and is all crying and she's all drunk too and then Bethesda comes out there and she and Chole start fighting on the sidewalk, and then the cops come and arrest them and I goota take there coats and purses, and while I'm standing there, this fucking Yalie Frat boy throws up all over my new Jimmy Choo's, and I was all like 'T'chah' and he was all like 'bahhwwhha', and that totally sucks, right?

A: This is what it sounds like, when doves cry.
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A: Here today, gone tomorow.
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A: Did you forget something?
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A: Beneath those palms, in someone's arms, in Pasadena Town!
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A: They dressed like a couple of fat elves from a bad LOTR-fan movie.
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A: Uh...maybe.
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A: No, that hurts very much bad, but don't stop.
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A: I am Mestor the Magnificent!
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A: E-I-E-I-POO
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A: Isle of Yu? And I love you! Shall we dance?
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A: It was lost during the Great Moving Truck Mishap of '04.
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A: His girlfriend is slowly turning into a banana.
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