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Old 06-29-2005, 10:03 PM
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A: You must answer your own question
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Old 06-30-2005, 06:47 AM
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Q: What is the answer for Sec 1.3?


A: I really think that's relative.
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Old 06-30-2005, 07:19 AM
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Q: Is it okay for me to have sex with my cousins' cousin, or would they still be considered a relative?

A: It still smells.
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Old 06-30-2005, 10:06 AM
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Q: So did washing your hair help get the skunk smell out?


A: He's okay.
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Old 06-30-2005, 01:01 PM
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A: Nothing works, is aaalllllll broke, broke as hell.
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Old 06-30-2005, 01:57 PM
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Q: So what did your maid say after the pet dalek went on a rampage?
A: Some song about a pitcher of milk in Colraine........
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Old 06-30-2005, 09:27 PM
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A: That's very straightforward.
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Old 07-01-2005, 12:40 AM
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A: Nah, only 10
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Old 07-01-2005, 09:42 AM
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Q: Did you eat all eleven mint-coconut-cherry-sardine donut milkshakes?


A: I can only say maybe.
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Old 07-01-2005, 01:54 PM
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Q: could you say, 'I can only say maybe', please?

A: NNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo..................................
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Q: Have you heard about the Great Journey of Life?
A: The answer is a fish. Always a fish.
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Q: So...what is it again that I hafta thank you for, before I say so long?

A: Never trust a pillbug, especially one with a vendetta.
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Old 07-01-2005, 08:36 PM
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Old 07-02-2005, 03:07 AM
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A: SUSHENI!
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Old 07-02-2005, 03:09 AM
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A: SUSHENI!

(for those who don't understand Japanise, susheni is raw fish wrapped in rice)
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A: And, turns out, it was a freaking omelette!!
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Old 07-02-2005, 11:23 PM
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A: I don't care how much you have going on in your noodle, you should be able to remember how many sugars a girl takes in tea after NINE MONTHS WORTH OF TEAS!!!!!!
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:40 AM
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Q: Two packets of sugar, miss?


A: Huh. That's...strange.
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