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[color=#000000ost_uid0]::Collapses in helpless mirth. Between gasps and hysterical laughter, vaguely suggests that with all the superhero spoofs, you might consider doing X-Men or any one of the Spiderman cartoons next.::
[quoteost_uid0]Robin: Holy unexpected plot complication, Batman! Batman: Robin, every time you say that, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.[/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Few things can match Superfriends for sheer cheesery.
Very few things. [/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Woohoo! I guessed TMNT when I was talking to IJD on IRC Sunday. Of course, I guessed every other thing on imdb too, but that's not the point.
[quoteost_uid0]Splinter: And that is how they became the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Raphael: After all that talking, we're technically now the Young Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles. April: Wow, what a catchy name for a group of talented, yet unknown artists. Splinter: "The Turtles" was taken.[/quoteost_uid0] Heh. I'm sure they're very happy together. And Superfriends? That was just great.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Narrator: Meanwhile, in... oh, sod it
[/quoteost_uid0] :snerk: [quoteost_uid0]Splinter: Here, have some sushi. April: Thanks, rat man. Donatello: Yuck! Raw fish! April: Um... You're a turtle. Donatello: Point. [/quoteost_uid0] Heheheh.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Sadly, I saw an episode where a whale and gaint squid mutated from the leaking reactor of a nuclear sub. [/quoteost_uid0]
Where do you think I got it from? The voodoo vampire, the black hole with the offswitch and the Titanic eats the lighthouse are all from the show as well (you may remember "The Titanic! She's eating my ship!" from my .sig many months back). There's cheese, and then there's [iost_uid0]cheese[/iost_uid0]. Matt Groening once said that Saturday morning cartoons are evidence that grownups hate children. Superfriends is a prime example. [quoteost_uid0]Just the right amount of gay....[/quoteost_uid0] I was gonna say something along the lines of "no comments about Robin's tights," but I couldn't find room for it amongst all the BatParaphernalia. [quoteost_uid0]I'd like to say I don't believe it either, but...[/quoteost_uid0] I've declared a fatwa against the writers.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Zeke"]Nobody's got "schrok" so far. Â Hint: It's a reference to something on the site, and it's pretty obscure.[/quoteost_uid0]
Okay, there was a use of the word in a News update, back in August. If that's not it, consider me clueless. BTW, my earlier comment about Steve Allen [iost_uid0]is[/iost_uid0] correct, though the word used in [iost_uid0]APotA[/iost_uid0] was probably "schronk".[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Got it, Shark -- I was referring to that News update. Â In the August 24 entry, I said "And so ends another week... not with a bang, nor with a whimper, but with a schrok. If you don't know what that sounds like, I can't help you."
[quoteost_uid0="Kira"]Just the right amount of gay.... Anyone ever seen the MTV Movie Awards gag like this, with Jack Black as Spider-Man and Sarah Michelle Gellar as Wonder Woman?[/quoteost_uid0] Did you read my Lois & Clark fiver, or is this an amazing coincidence?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Jayna: Form of... a lemming!
[/quoteost_uid0] Why I am not surprised... [quoteost_uid0]Robin: The space hamsters might have the Baseball of Doom. Batman: You're right... go get the Bat-Bat. [/quoteost_uid0] Laughs hysterically..collapses..dies.. [quoteost_uid0]Narrator: And thus concludes another exciting episode of Syuuuuuuper Friends! Tune in again next week for another dose of "Dear Lord, why do I watch this show?" [/quoteost_uid0] :lol: [quoteost_uid0]Batman: Well, I guess we can lei this case to rest, then. [/quoteost_uid0] Mad man! Puns like these can only come from a maaad man! [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Yoshi: So what do you guys want to do today?
Turtles: Yoshi: Excellent idea! I'd love to swim in a pool of radioactive purple goo! [/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Splinter: And that is how they became the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Raphael: After all that talking, we're technically now the Young Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles. [/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Michelangelo: Woah, it's some Darth Vader look-alike! Shredder: Crap! Spooky Monitor of Omniscience off! [/quoteost_uid0] Bwahahah! HILARIOUS! Seriously, all Cheese fivers so far have been fantastic. (Well, due to Felicity-induced traumas I still haven`t read that one). And the fact we`re all, one week later, still laughing at April Fools jokes really shows just how crazy we all are, [/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Got it, Shark -- I was referring to that News update.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]It's also a Narn obscenity, but spelled "shrock." [/colorost_uid0] |
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[quoteost_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Kira"]Just the right amount of gay....
Anyone ever seen the MTV Movie Awards gag like this, with Jack Black as Spider-Man and Sarah Michelle Gellar as Wonder Woman?[/quoteost_uid0] Did you read my Lois & Clark fiver, or is this an amazing coincidence?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0] [color=#000000ost_uid0]Both. I'm well aware of where that joke came from in the Lois & Clark cheeser, but I would've made the comment anyways. That bit is totally hilarious.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Mad man! Puns like these can only come from a maaad man! [/quoteost_uid0]
That pun was selected to be as awful as possible, on par with what that show normally inflicts on its viewers.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Plus, you know, you [iost_uid0]are[/iost_uid0] mad.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Mad is a state of mind. Wibble.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The final unaccounted-for Cheese series is now accounted for. Five-Minute Voyager will resume front-page status on Easter Sunday.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Officer: So much for the last of the Brunnen G. I'll go feed his corpse to something.
His Shadow: Stop! I have a plan for him.... Officer: What, throw him at a baby seal? His Shadow: An even better plan![/quoteost_uid0] :lol: [quoteost_uid0]His Shadow: GAAAA... Cleric: Quick! Transfer him to his new body before he can say the K! Judge Robot: Prisoner Zev, you are found guilty of being a really, really fat woman. Zev: Justice at its purest. Judge: You are sentenced to become a sex slave. All the Men in the Room: ...What? Judge: After being put through our hot-chick-maker device. All the Men in the Room: Ohhhhhh. All the Women in the Room: (slap all the men in the room) Divine Predecessors: How do you feel after the transfer? His Shadow: Oh, fine, thanks. Finely insane! Divine Predecessor 1: Uh oh. Did we screen this new body? Divine Predecessor 2: It was the body of a perfectly normal citizen. Joran something. His Shadow: Well, I guess it's time to begin my mission to destroy all the 20,000 Planets. Divine Predecessor 1: Your mission is to protect the 20,000 Planets! His Shadow: What can hurt them once they're destroyed? [/quoteost_uid0] :lol: :lol: :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]His Shadow: GAAAA...
Cleric: Quick! Transfer him to his new body before he can say the K! [/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Bug: Actually, do I believe in a robot afterlife? Maybe I'm a di-agnostic who's not sure if there's two robot afterlives or not. Oh well. (BOOM) [/quoteost_uid0] Heh. Clever. Never actually saw [iost_uid0]Lexx[/iost_uid0]. I'm not even sure whether it was shown where I was, but it sounds wonderfully bizarre ... or something. Also discovered I'd completely forgotten to click on the [iost_uid0]Survivor[/iost_uid0] cheeser, but I think someone may have quoted substantial chunks earlier. Edit: code[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]It was a weird series. Funny, but weird.
Some would say this is because it was developed by Newfies and Germans, but I think it's just the general collective psyche of the cast and crew. Example: giant woman stomping around Tokyo killer vegetables Oberon, unambiguously gay king of the faeries brain-eating lizard thingies the Wozard of Woz a main character getting killed off by being transfigured into a sort of custard (which is then collected in a bowl) Had some neat production design during season 3. And way, WAY too many Canadian actors for one series. (I can't watch Nigel Bennet (Prince) in anything now without thinking he's going to swing an axe or something.) Good times.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Somebody call the Pun Police, we have an emergency at the Lexx fiver.
OG.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Pun Police! Are you a fellow Casey and Andy fan?[/colorost_uid0]
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