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[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Hey, isn't that the cat that was here a minute ago?
[bost_uid0]Trinity:[/bost_uid0] Uh-oh. The cat's taking too long to load. There's a glitch in the Matrix.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] What's that mea-- Hey, why'd everything turn blue?
[bost_uid0]Matrix:[/bost_uid0] Fatal exception at 1337-a743f07r42.pirate.Nebuchadnezzar.link?id=Morpheus. Please reboot universe. Have a nice day.

[bost_uid0]SWAT Guy:[/bost_uid0] Die fledermaus!
[bost_uid0]Mouse:[/bost_uid0] Not the opera puns...! GAK![/colorost_uid0]

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[bost_uid0]Smith:[/bost_uid0] Ha! Found you.
[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Uh, good job. Now it's your turn to hide and we'll try to find you.
[bost_uid0]Smith:[/bost_uid0] It doesn't work like that.
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Cypher: Great job pulling me back, Tank. Allow me to say "thank you."
Tank: Can you say it without the gun?

Dozer: GAK!
Tank: Pseudo-GAK!
Switch: GAK!
Apoc: GAK!
Cypher: Hm, something's wrong here, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Cypher: (over the phone) Trin, how can you prefer that airhead over a hot backstabbing serial killer like me?
Neo: (sigh) I get that one a lot, too.
Cypher: Y'see, Neo can't be the One unless I'm about to be killed by a convenient plot contri--GAK!
Tank: (over the gun) Fake GAK. Gets 'em every time.
Neo: Maybe I should try that sometime.
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Agent Smith: Give me the codes to Zion.
Morpheus: These aren't the codes you are looking for.
Agent Smith: These aren't the codes... HEY!
Morpheus: HA! Morpheus 1, Agent Smith 0.

Tank: We've no choice. We've got to pull the plug before the Agents break him.
Neo: But we can rescue him! For you see, I have a cunning plan...
Trinity: Does this plan by any chance involve walking in the front door all guns blazing?
Neo: Um, maybe?
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Neo: I'd like a Morpheus To Go, please.
Guard: Sorry, we're out of bagels.
Neo: But your ad campaign...
Guard: False advertising. Whatcha gonna do, kill us all?

Smith: Look, would you two just leave us alone so I can rant at Morpheus about how much I hate this place?
Brown and Jones: Eh?
Smith: Er, I mean, go fetch the Comfy Chair.
Brown: GASP! Use the Comfy Chair before using the Cushions? We've never done it that way before!
Smith: Good idea. Fetch both. That ought to give me enough time.
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(I reversed the order of this block to avoid having two Smith scenes in a row.)

Neo: Have you heard of the poem "The German Guns", Agent Jones? It goes "Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom..."
Jones: As it happens, I have, Mr. Anderson. "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM BOOM; BOOM, BOOM--"
Trinity: "--Boom".

Smith: I'll give you a red M&M for the codes...
Morpheus: Oh, fine then. Left, Right, Up, Up, Down, Right, Select.
Smith: That leads to Zion?
Morpheus: No, it multiplies your attacking force by 1,000,000 for the entire battle.
Smith: Hmmmm, that might come in handy someday.
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