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Old 02-18-2005, 01:31 AM
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Would this be the same supervillain training that teaches you to label the self destruct button "Self destruct" and put it in an obvious spot?
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Old 02-18-2005, 01:35 AM
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nah, the better kind, which makes you nearly unstoppable (Teaches you not to say invicible, because defeat is usually instantanious after that.) Also teaches uber logistics, evil planning, and how to set up your base so that no-one can enter, other than your minions. No super-agents in my base!
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:35 AM
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But do your minions know that? :wink:
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Old 02-18-2005, 03:12 PM
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No, they will all get zapped like the others. Whahahahaha!
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Old 02-19-2005, 02:15 AM
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Oh, that. I already have the book on it.

I have also developed several highly effective forms of torture.
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Old 02-19-2005, 11:09 AM
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remember the "meatbags" rule. Remember it, and don't forget it!
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Old 02-19-2005, 08:18 PM
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I don't call humans meatbags. Usually they're jsut an annoyance at their greatest and insignificant as my classmates.

My general term for them is 'tasty blood snack'.
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*location: tropical island of indeterminate location*

R: Mwu-hah-hah-hah! Everything is going to plan. Minions! I want to holding cells ready in an hour! Ready the gun racks, I want full patrols!

Assorted minions: We hear and obey, master.

*Helecopter flies in, bouncing erraticly*

R: Ah, here is my prize now!

*The helecopter drops a large, uber re-enforced cage out, with, GASP! Seko inside!*

R: Welcome, Seko, to my evil lair. You will not escape me again!

seko: mwrow? *Translation: I'm not in 5MV anymore....*
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