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Old 07-30-2006, 10:14 PM
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...the right to....party!!??


This is a fully armed and operational....
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...angular vector of the moon!

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Old 08-04-2006, 01:48 PM
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King! Mate! Game Over....

Bridge to Sickbay...
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Old 08-04-2006, 10:42 PM
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...meddling kids!

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Old 08-05-2006, 03:12 AM
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...If I hadn't decided to turn myself in. Stupid guilt.


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Old 08-05-2006, 10:57 AM
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...would you like a jelly baby?

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...would you make sure I am out of the room before accidently dropping the container on the floor.

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...trumpet of lobsters, if you would be so kind!

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Old 08-12-2006, 12:18 AM
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a waterfall just ahead. Tell me how you feel at this point.

Try this on...
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Old 08-12-2006, 05:39 PM
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...it's fresh, and invigorating!

You *like* scented air...
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Old 02-02-2007, 01:52 PM
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....to run free?



When the time comes.....
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...fart loudly, and look as unapolagetic as possible.


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Old 08-04-2007, 12:35 PM
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Old 08-04-2007, 09:20 PM
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...Spending every dime, for a wonderful time!

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Old 11-09-2007, 04:59 PM
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That means points! And what do points mean.....
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