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Old 04-17-2006, 05:10 PM
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No, the Earth is rotating.

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Old 04-17-2006, 07:01 PM
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no its hilarious

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Old 04-17-2006, 07:17 PM
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Bwahahaha, disproved as soon as spoken!

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Old 04-18-2006, 03:36 AM
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Clearly it was Zuke masquerading as Zeke. It was all part of his master plan, you know.

There are 4 quarters in a dollar.
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Old 04-18-2006, 02:38 PM
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No, there are four quarters in an hour.

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Not here. Here, 'Yes' means 'No', as does 'No'.

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Old 04-29-2006, 09:13 PM
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And also.....dead. That must suck.


A finger of fudge is just enough to give your child a treat.
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Unless you just gave the child a whole tray full.

ops: <- turns pink.
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Depends on your perception of 'pink'. I say it's green.

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Good luck getting an internet connection in Araby, Sheik..

I now have a golf handicap!
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No, you have handy cap for golf!

The angular vector of the moon has been disturbed by the inhabitants of the planet Mongo!
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Old 08-04-2006, 01:42 PM
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Wait a minute! That's no moon.....!


It's quicker than a ray of light. Or so Madonna says.
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Light? Yes, I suppose you could call it light. But in reality it's more a controlled superlucent emission.

We are under attack by a force equal and opposite to our own! A force, from the universe of antimatter!
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That'll be a short attack then. The second we get in contact with each other, the universe explodes.


I am the Piano Man and I do come from far away.
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Far away is a relative term. You must come from somewhere close to something.

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Unless it's white, red and blue.

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No, it's afoot. Stamping on the face of humanity.


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No, you are @hotmail.com .

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No, cheese sits on the Ritz.

I am going to play the Wii when I get home.
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