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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What game does DS9 always lose at?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Trick question - thay all belong to the Borg Collective.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] All your base are belong to us! True or false?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Well, obviously.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What is the capital of the state of obviously?
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A. Purple Monkey Dishwasher[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the oddest answer possible to this question?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is that a police officer outside or a small anvil-shaped hamster?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Q: Is that a police officer outside or a small anvil-shaped hamster?[/quoteost_uid0]
It took me all of three or four minutes to get that... :blush: :lol:

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If there were no killer tomatoes in the audience, then how did the comedian die on stage after a bad joke?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was resently declared a natural disaster area?

A: "If that's the chicken, I'd hate to see the roast beef!"[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where is the worst place to say "Riley! Here Riley! Strange, he was in here a moment ago."

A: 2.5 nanoseconds

(("What is Sa'ar's lifespan?" is already taken))

Edit: Damn!

Q: What did they say after they found Big Bird's charred corpse?

A: Snuffleupagus[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did Tom Paris say in the Mess Hall on chicken night?

A: "Doesnt Space go Up and Down too?"
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Q: Who did Big Bird do after every show of Seseme Street?

A: "Doesnt Space go Up and Down too?"[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]A: "Doesnt Space go Up and Down too?"[/quoteost_uid0]


[bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What weird questions do we typically expect Neo to ask?
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[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Sheridan-flavoured cookies[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was the Oracle baking when when Neo came to see her?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. "The Sound of Music" has just gone a complete revamp, updating itself to modern times. How does its new "Favorite Things" song start?

A. The server won't crash tommorrow.[/colorost_uid0]
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Lol, I was actually thinking of the Sound of Music when coming up with that answer[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:What is something you are told everyday, yet turns out the be false everytime?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are two things that were designed with good intentions that can also cause great devastation, plus a word that is used in a similar manner to "soon".

Wow, I'm really reaching for it now.

A: See above.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Who's really reaching for it now?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because you'd drown.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Why was the blonde told she could not go in the cornfield?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Lol, I was actually thinking of the Sound of Music when coming up with that answer [/quoteost_uid0]

And I probably have you on this one, too. So if I'm starting to think like Neo... AAAAAA! :lol:

Q. What do you get when you combine water economy policies with really heavy rains?

A. The Famous Captain Spaulding.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Who did the Obscure Private Spaulding grow up to be?

A. People who post while I'm typing.[/colorost_uid0]
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