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3 words 3 27.27%
4 words 0 0%
5 words 2 18.18%
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7 words 2 18.18%
8 words 1 9.09%
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Old 11-10-2005, 02:24 PM
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((Starting mostly because A Person seems to have missed the 3-word limit in the original thread...))

Darth Vader stood over Jar-Jar's headless corpse, and
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Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium!

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Old 11-10-2005, 06:37 PM
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slowly a tear fell from is mask. He
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Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
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had wanted to kill the gungan himself, but
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Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium!

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Old 11-10-2005, 09:39 PM
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unfortunately his revenge for the stolen glory of
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Luke Skywalker and his army of Wesley Crusher's
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newest science project, an army of evil cucumbers,
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failed miserably due to the
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fact that the plot wasn't as funny as
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We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all.
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seeing Wesley humiliate himself on TNG!!!!! The crazy
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producers decide that in order to facilitate their
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untimely demise, they must
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kill him off in a speciel candid camera
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e of pi: I know you have too much free time.
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We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all.
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shot of Wesley grovelling at Captain Picard's feet.
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They had previously fooled the audience into thinking
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We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all.
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that Wesley was an amazing prodigy,
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and thus was being promoted to captain of
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e of pi: I know you have too much free time.
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e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes.

We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all.
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the offical Federation Garbage Scowl.
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The Scowl was a project shared with Kligons
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e of pi: I know you have too much free time.
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We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all.
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and Ferengi, to prove if
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Old 11-11-2005, 02:18 AM
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the species could work together in peace. But
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