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Old 12-11-2004, 07:05 PM
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Default Ok, what's the deal with the Aibo?

It seems to be some kind of dog monster. Where did it come from? It's just suddenly there in the ENT fivers and the crew seem to have dealt with it before. Some kind of inside joke? Let the rest of us in on it, please.
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Old 12-11-2004, 08:04 PM
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Ooh, ooh, I so used to know what that was all about.


But I forgot. :shock:
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Old 12-11-2004, 08:40 PM
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http://www.fiveminute.net/about/jokes.html

You can find the answer here, about 3 thingies down.
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Old 12-11-2004, 08:41 PM
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That was me. I don't even use the black skin and I didn't realize I wasn't logged in -_-
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Old 12-11-2004, 09:10 PM
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You can find the answer here, about 3 thingies down.
Thank you. The rest of you will be glad to hear that you were no help at all, of course.

Since I'm here anyway, what the frell is a "dsokdpach"? Where do you get that?
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Old 12-11-2004, 09:11 PM
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You can find the answer here, about 3 thingies down.
Thank you. The rest of you will be glad to hear that you were no help at all, of course.

Since I'm here anyway, what the frell is a "dsokdpach"? Where do you get that?
You're welcome. :wink:

That one I actually remember. It was from one of Zeke's Virtual Voyager episodes... it's supposed to be one of the aliens' curses. XD
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In the words of the ancient Vulcan do-down "Fascinating"
Other words (when weilded by Vulcans) to beware are "Novel" and "Original"

EDIT: Damnit, I forgot to mention: Hm-hm. I'm returning to my cave of exile.....and DOOM! What? I'm evil. I'm allowed to have a cave of doom if I want....... :roll:
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Old 12-13-2004, 07:58 PM
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How about an Anti-Zeke Spacestation? We haven't seen one of those in a good long while.
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Who would build something like that though?
- The Romulans (it'd be cloaked, naturally) because they're paranoid
- The Vulcans (it'd be cloaked, naturally) because they're para- uh, suspicious....
- The Andorians (it'd be on the dark side of the moon, naturally) because they're paranoid
- Jolene Blalock
- Berman & Braga
- Dr. Fu Manchu
- Ming the Merciless
- Lexy
- Me
- Pointy
- Father Christmas
- Andrew Lloyd Webber
- The Government of Uzbekistan
- Catalina
- Kira
- Sa'axChasmaphone
- Sybok
- Old King Cole
- Alan Rickman
I think that just about covers everyone........
And now, to the cave of DOOM....and monastery........
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:23 AM
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I think Andrew Lloyd Webber and Alan Rickman would build it together, and it would the Wonderfully British Tea And Crumpets And Musicals Anti-Zeke Centre for the Performing Arts.
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Nah, I'd build it for the heck of it, and hide it in florida orbit (Cloaked, naturally.)
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I think, Opium, that you are right.....and now we have a new forum obsession....the Anti-Zeke-space-station-MWAHAHA!!!!!
What? It belongs to Andrew Lloyd Webber - it's going to be melodramatic and lack style regardless.

and now back to my now-named monastery - Saint Wilgerfortis'-in-the-caves
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"And in years to come, he shall look back upon that time, and he shall call them the 'Wilderness Years' (mostly because he was living in a cave..."

Also, Andrew Lloyd Webber with is own space station is almost too scary to contemplate. Not as scary as Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen with his own space station though. No home on the planet would be safe from his evil home makeover schemes...
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Excuse me while I puke from that idea. *Pukes out an airlock, which hits the hated man from orbit, then remembers he has to do something, and changes all the extirior lights on his station to crhistmas gold, green and red.*
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Who would build something like that though?
- The Romulans (it'd be cloaked, naturally) because they're paranoid
- The Vulcans (it'd be cloaked, naturally) because they're para- uh, suspicious....
- The Andorians (it'd be on the dark side of the moon, naturally) because they're paranoid
- Jolene Blalock
- Berman & Braga
- Dr. Fu Manchu
- Ming the Merciless
- Lexy
- Me
- Pointy
- Father Christmas
- Andrew Lloyd Webber
- The Government of Uzbekistan
- Catalina
- Kira
- Sa'axChasmaphone
- Sybok
- Old King Cole
- Alan Rickman
I think that just about covers everyone........
And now, to the cave of DOOM....and monastery........
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Mind you, the robot I'd build wouldn't look like a dog. It would look like barbie so everyone would be too busy laughing to notice they were getting sliced to pieces and...
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Old 12-15-2004, 07:49 AM
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Also, Andrew Lloyd Webber with is own space station is almost too scary to contemplate. Not as scary as Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen with his own space station though. No home on the planet would be safe from his evil home makeover schemes...
LLB with a space station? *mental image*

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Not sure who LLB is, but a quick Google suggests that he's a complete waste of time, space station or no.
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