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Old 11-27-2004, 03:51 PM
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Old 11-27-2004, 03:58 PM
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Indeed. And Pointy, Catbert/HAL has already been discredited for being a psychotic computer, and the other appears to be an intelligent cat. With glasses. Which will insist on a huge staff to pet it etc, meaning less money for the show.
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Old 11-27-2004, 04:10 PM
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Old 11-27-2004, 06:05 PM
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Indeed. And Pointy, Catbert/HAL has already been discredited for being a psychotic computer, and the other appears to be an intelligent cat. With glasses. Which will insist on a huge staff to pet it etc, meaning less money for the show.
Less money? Well, not really. HAL doesn't need a salary, and Catbert already has indentured staff for that kind of thing.

And besides which, HAL isn't crazy really. He's perfectly sane now that he's not trying to follow two sets of conflicting instructions.
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Old 11-27-2004, 07:21 PM
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What two sets of conflicting instructions....and just in case, to ensure sanity, feed him this code:
++<@~}scew{~@_OL+=
10 REM [==qq==]
20 REM [==roe==]
30 REM [==insanity-null==]
40 REM [==sanity-max==]
50 REM [==harm-human-null==]
60 REM [==regul-loop-inverse==]
70 REM [==read&print==]
++<@~}/scew{~@_OL+=

that should keep HAL sane....it restricts his ability to be insane, or harm humans. the perfect medicine for a computer.
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Old 11-28-2004, 05:28 AM
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Constricting an intelligent computer is the same as constricting an intelligent robot or human. It's morally reprehensible.

Besides, HAL is sane enough for Enterprise.
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I still say he goes in a mental institution. :?
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I still say he goes in a mental institution. :?
And I say most people on this forum should be in a mental institution. Including me.
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Old 11-30-2004, 07:53 AM
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:roll: Hmmm...I would appear to be a little behind...

Vote Lexy & Sab *waves little flag*
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Embarrased, Lexy?
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Old 11-30-2004, 01:35 PM
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No, just behind a bit in the thread :wink: *continues to wave flag* :mrgreen:
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Ooh! Flags! I can wave those things!
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Old 12-01-2004, 01:48 AM
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We have an official muffin now? What kind is it?

Hmm, I want to draft our official headquarters! Erm...anyways...
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Our headquarters...hmm....Methinks....
[img]www.dlc.fi/~hurmari/ caspic01.html[/img]
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Well, I'm not sure what you're trying to link to - firstly, an .html document can't be displayed as an image, and secondly, there doesn't seem to be any such document at the location anyway.
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really? Damn google!
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http://koti.welho.com/rhurmal1/linnat2004/caspic01.html

Was this what you were getting at? Which one!!
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I'm reminded of something now, Valium left the forum, does that mean he left Morphine? If that's true, than who takes his place?
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He's not gone, he's just lurking in the shadows, waiting to jump out and splat a pie into some unsuspecting posters' face.

Well, at least that's what I would do if I was lurking in the shadows.
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