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Old 02-11-2006, 02:01 PM
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He's back with reinforcements! Nate has recently been producing DS9 fivers at a rate which is, frankly, terrifying. Here are two of them: "Looking for Par'Mach in All the Wrong Places" (an episode that makes me wish I didn't use entire titles as filenames) and "In the Cards." But before this DS9 phase he wrote a Next Gen fiver which has been waiting for ages, so here's that too -- "Manhunt." Sorry for the wait, Nate the Great. It was fate. (What's the date?)
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Old 02-11-2006, 02:54 PM
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Nice TNG fiver, Nate. And good DS9 fivers too, though I already commented on those via email, so I'll save the quoting here for anyone else.
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Sorry for the wait, Nate the Great. It was fate. (What's the date?)
Your rhyming hurts my ears. :P
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:31 PM
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And more DS9 fivers, huh? Well, then, here's hoping they'll be published s... omeday in the not-too-distant future!
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Old 02-12-2006, 08:28 AM
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Old 02-12-2006, 09:53 PM
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Yay fivers for episodes I remember! And very funny to boot :mrgreen:
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Old 02-12-2006, 11:16 PM
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Glad you enjoyed them. There are more DS9 fivers coming. Seven are currently awaiting review and I'm drafting three more. That's right; seven. It really helps having all of the transcripts on your computer :wink:
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Wow. That's a lot of fivers.
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Old 02-13-2006, 02:19 AM
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Wow. That's a lot of fivers.
Yeah. I'm amazed at how fast he writes. I just wish I could review them anywhere near as quickly.
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Old 02-13-2006, 02:57 AM
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There are more DS9 fivers coming.
We'll be right here.
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Weyoun: You wanna join us or not?
Winn: No, it turns out you're evil.
Weyoun: Two comments come to mind. First, who are you to talk? And second, when did you think I wasn't?
Jake: Don't answer that, we have to accuse her of burglary and kidnapping.
Weyoun: That sounds much more fun. Weyoun: You wanna join us or not?
Winn: No, it turns out you're evil.
Weyoun: Two comments come to mind. First, who are you to talk? And second, when did you think I wasn't?
Jake: Don't answer that, we have to accuse her of burglary and kidnapping.
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Nice work!
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