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Old 05-22-2003, 10:51 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Who are the people upon whom Sa'ar Chasm first intends to exact his eeevil revenge upon becoming Dictator of the World?

A. Cherry pie.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the official pie to throw at US Presidents and evil dictators?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you shove Enterprise crewmen into a sack and put it in an oven?




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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's a coal-rich hole in the ground in western Germany?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is "semi-wierd, semi-hip, very "now" but not very "five minutes from now"?


A: Something that internet message boards never are, because otherwise we would drown in it.[/colorost_uid0]

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A. The primitive cube root of unity.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What is an example of a number that is not only irrational, but downright, burn-the-house-down-and-blame-it-on-the-invisible-pixies, completely and totally insane?

A. Two, unless it's dark out.[/colorost_uid0]
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A: Drooping in the wind.[/colorost_uid0]

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[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Head for Vulcan, take a right at the first cyclic pulsar, then go through the interspacial flecture on your left.[/colorost_uid0]
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A: George Lucas and Cathrine Zeta Jones present "Star Wars: The Musical".[/colorost_uid0]
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