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Old 05-06-2003, 11:26 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Lady Penelope Crighton Ward.

That sounds a lot like shinty. Only without the sticks.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Victoria.

[iost_uid0]South Park[/iost_uid0] fans should have no problem getting that one.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Grandma

BC residents should have no trouble getting that one.

(Although maybe Colwood or Langford would be more accurate)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Mom.

As in 'Mom's Robot Oil'.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Bruce Boxleitner.

(And I haven't even SEEN Tron yet.

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Horrible turn of phrase. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Cry haddock! And let crunch the frogs of Nor!

(I was looking for "Incredible Hulk", but this works too)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]chinese water torture


(bruce boxleitner == inexplicable hunk?!?)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]tickle torture

[quoteost_uid0]bruce boxleitner == inexplicable hunk?![/quoteost_uid0]

Some females seem to regard him as a sex symbol. I don't see it.

Then again, I seldom do. I have no idea why a girl should lust over a scruffy, rugged bad boy with...ladies, stop drooling.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Rats.

Especially when they're running up your trouser-leg.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Dammit!


(Well... 'rats' is a swearword too!)

[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]tickle torture

Some females seem to regard him as a sex symbol. I don't see it.

Then again, I seldom do. I have no idea why a girl should lust over a scruffy, rugged bad boy with...ladies, stop drooling.[/quoteost_uid0]


He's FAT.

*yelps and ducks tomatoes*

Hey, everyone's entitled to their opinion, here.... [/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Janet!

[quoteost_uid0]He's FAT. [/quoteost_uid0]

*starts humming Weird Al...which sounds a lot like Michael Jackson, since you can't hum words. Not well, at least.*[/colorost_uid0]
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