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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What is the opposite of extreme briation?

A. As the dance of the unicorns subsides, the-wait, oohhhhAUGH! CRIKEY! ME' ARM![/colorost_uid0]

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Old 06-03-2003, 10:24 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What can we hope the Crocodile Hunter's last words will be?

A: You, a monkey and Jay Leno bathing a clown.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do I get to do if I win the "Get To Do Something Icky On The Simpson's" contest?




A: Buffy and Spike on a moonlit walk with Kirk and Spock[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was the winning entry in the All Comers Worst Cross-Series Fanfic contest?

A: Insert witty answer here.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where do you insert a witty answer to a witty question?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What mythical fountain has never yet been discovered?

A. Cherry Pepsi.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:What is the one drink the food replicators cannot replicate?

A: "So that is why they shortened their name to just Q"[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Is it true that the real name of the Q was The Qeuirejtifthdnlejthndlppeeejthrusjthsojrhwspw'djso ecthiertneotjdithegfuitskpejs?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] the goddess of imaginary light[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Who do holograms pray to?

A. Profound Dissonance and the Flaming Flamingoes.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. "So tell us again, Mr. Librarian - what this book thief was wearing, exactly?"

A. A tye-died tuxedo, fluffy bunny-rabbit slippers, and Geordi's VISOR.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What did Troi suggest Barclay wear in order to "loosen up a bit"?

A. He is secretly afraid of popsicles.



[quoteost_uid0]Q:What is the one drink the food replicators cannot replicate?

A. Cherry Pepsi.[/quoteost_uid0]

Heheheh. To borrow a phrase, it's funny 'cause it's true.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What is the one thing that Worf has never told [iost_uid0]anyone[/iost_uid0]?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: A garrulous Dalek.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you call someone who talks a lot after a tracheotemy?

A: Jugged rabbit.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the drink that Anya is sooo afraid of, she spent money to get rid of?



A: Oxford thesaurus with a side of Agatha Christie books.[/colorost_uid0]
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A. I am going to hurt my brothers very badly.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did Worf say after his older brothers gave him the ultimate Klingon Weggie of DOOM?

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