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Old 09-06-2003, 09:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who is that person you just ran over?

A: She's in a flower arranging club.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-06-2003, 08:49 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Q, when you broke up with Janeway, why did you make all of Earth's flowers wither?



A: Perhaps the real answer will come out of the closet or office.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-07-2003, 12:55 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I'm just wondering... Why does Johnny Depp act so gay in Pirates of the Caribbean?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Something tells me I don't want to know.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-07-2003, 07:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh man, I love slash. Do you want to know what my two favourite slashings are?

A: It is decidedly so.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-08-2003, 01:49 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I'm kinda wondering. The forum this weekend: is it dead, or is dead?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I was. I'm better now.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-08-2003, 02:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you sick of me talking about John Sheridan?

A: I went to the Cargo Bay looking for my tools, but I ended up having pie with Seven[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-08-2003, 06:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Tuvok, why are grinning so?



A: Johnny Depp in POTC as Jack Sparrow is bisexual, and likes strawberry body wash, or maybe just likes to act that way.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-08-2003, 09:42 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was so scary about the Alternate Universe you went to last week?

A: That's it! I'm leaving you![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-08-2003, 01:06 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: My friends say I'm clingy. I'm not clingy am i? where are you going? I'll come too! You're not leaving are you? are you? don't leave! pleeeeeeease don't leave!

A: I wanted an apple, but they only had rambutans and lychees, which I'm allergic to.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-09-2003, 12:29 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain Barbossa! You look really pissed off. Why?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0]EFAs are needed for maintaining function & integrity of membrane structures & for synthesis of prostaglandins. The characteristic symptom of EFA deficiency is a scaly dermatitis.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-09-2003, 12:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick! I need a simple thesis statement for my English class paper!


A: If you fly into the wings, just hop a train to get to the traveller and you'll be on deck, or strut to the catwalk!


((ah, theatre jargon!))[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-09-2003, 12:49 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Jump. Jump now![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the only thing Kosh ever said that made any sense? (Steal from Nan's fiver)

A: Still stands the house.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Mr Mojo, Voyager is trying to destroy the house by landing on it. What should we do?

A: Tom, land this ship on the house and all drinks will be on the house.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-09-2003, 05:31 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] And what would be the Inane Order of the day be?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-09-2003, 08:05 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you sure you want another drink? How much did you have already?

A: The trees are shining while the sun builds a nest... Wait, that's not quite right.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-09-2003, 08:12 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I think Pres. Bush isnt the sharpest light in the deck. What do you think?


A: Gah! Um, sure, if that's what you think...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey guys! I think this nude sculpture of John Sheridan would make a very good centerpiece for our forum! What do you say, Opium?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Somehow, that was a mental image I did NOT need.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-09-2003, 09:44 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: That sculpture you were talking about... Why don't we put Quark beside it?

A: Run for your life, redshirt. RUN![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, when it comes to it, I think that the two statues deserve a little accompaniment! Something morbid, perchance? Uh-oh, why are you looking at me like that?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Initiating the "Getting the Hell Out of Here" maneuver, now![/colorost_uid0]

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