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Old 09-19-2003, 03:57 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Neelix, what is the Holosimulation Of The Week going to be?

A: I would die, but you are making it hard for me.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-19-2003, 04:04 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ensign Redshirt, don't leave me! Where are you going?

A: Now, all I can do is wait.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-20-2003, 12:35 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You've failed at being a bricklayer, an actor, an insurance agent and CEO of Enron. Are you sure the food service industry is your last resort?

A: Those last three avalanches were your fault.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-20-2003, 12:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: DON'T SPEAK SO LOUD! WE BARELY MADE IT OUT OF SWITZERLAND LAST YEAR!

A: Smell it? I can [iost_uid0]taste[/iost_uid0] it![/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-20-2003, 01:09 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Ew, I think Phlox just passed gas. Can you smell it, T'Pol?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The Standard Error of The Mean.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-20-2003, 01:30 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the official name of the classic mistake that cruel people always make?

A: :howls: Saa'aaar![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] [Sa'ar's ultra-corny question censored]



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A tuba.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-20-2003, 06:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's bigger than a breadbox but smaller than an orchestra?

A: Dancing in the street.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:19 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What would you like to see Delenn do naked? :evil grin:


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Farscape.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:37 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What show has Sa'ar never seen?

A: A feather boa and a hot tub.

[quoteost_uid0]What would you like to see Delenn do naked?[/quoteost_uid0]

Tease.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What are two things that taste terrible with Tabasco sauce?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A bouquet of roses.


[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quoteost_uid0]What would you like to see Delenn do naked?[/quoteost_uid0]

Tease.[/quoteost_uid0]

Tease who? :heh:[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:48 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are you fishing for?

A: Go Voltron Force![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-20-2003, 08:07 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Quick, give me a sentence that contains the word "Tron"!


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Basketcases...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-20-2003, 08:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do they ship baskets in?

A: Because Galileo might make Jupiter explode![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: T'Pol, why cant you just believe in time travel, even though it's illogical?



A: The periaktoi's shouldnt be hanging up...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you like my new periaktoi's?

A: No I [iost_uid0]don't[/iost_uid0] know who's fault it is you got shot at by 147 angry female Minbari. But I know who's fault it is you survived.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Y'know, 17, a funny thing happened to me on the way over here. I was ambushed by a large number of aliens who fired their guns at me. And all of them were wearing signs that read "Hired By taya17". Got any idea about who might be behind this, hmm? :suspicious:

A: And what's wrong with that? You can never have too many bottles of cherry-flavored soda lying about, I always say.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: OW! I think I broke my leg when I tripped over a bottle of cherry-flavored soda just a moment ago.

A: What do [iost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0] think you should do?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Now that we all know the answers before we ask the question, the answer is actually the question, and the question is the answer.

A: We are not answering questions, but questioning answers.[/colorost_uid0]
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