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Old 08-08-2003, 08:41 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]...or to start amputating limbs until they're ordinary four-foot rats.

[quoteost_uid0]I think I like that one.[/quoteost_uid0]

The parallel quote is "You can always tell a Dutchman, but you can't tell him much."[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I do believe I heard that one somewhere, like a few pages back.

Willow: By the way, are we hoping to find a body or no body?
Xander: Call me an optimist, but I'm hoping to find a fortune in gold doubloons.
Giles: A body would mean flesh-eating demon, no body would point towards the army of zombies thing. Take your pick, really.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I like Spanish.

I hate Chinese.

German sometimes sounds like bad English (Morgan? Oh, Morning!)

Before eating strangely coloured cheese, make sure it is meant to be strangely coloured.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-10-2003, 07:22 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Red meat is good for you.

Blue, fuzzy meat is bad.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-10-2003, 08:57 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]There comes a time to either throw it away or name it.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-11-2003, 12:39 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move.

I've heard this quite often today. Anybody care to drive out to Vancouver and help me haul stuff across town?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][iost_uid0]Feel the Swayze...[/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Arzosah"][color=#000000ost_uid0]I hate Chinese.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]I second that. Mind you, I'm ethnic Chinese and I've taken the language for twelve years....[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-14-2003, 02:34 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Dutch/Deutch nightmare gets real! :dead: Everytime we tell an Italian we're Dutch, they think we're Deutch, but somehow they don't associate it with German.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-15-2003, 12:25 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Strangely, my friends and I were having this conversation about the Dutch/Deutch thing yesterday. Hmm.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 10:06 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Clammo, clammatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis! (Five points and a cupcake to whoever figures this out)[/quoteost_uid0]

I suppose I can't take a guess since, well, you told me what it means?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 10:19 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]I suppose I can't take a guess since, well, you told me what it means?[/quoteost_uid0]

Something like that.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]What does it mean? "A round of applause for glazed tears"? Or--no, wait, I get it. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I don't get it. :feels stupid:



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Old 08-27-2003, 06:20 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]"What's more dangerous than an angry Narn? A thermonuclear explosion centred on your head (and little else)"

Great Maker, Taya, what the hell is that? Looks like someone's been watching Tron (as if I couldn't tell). It was on TV here this past weekend.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh, I'm gonna regret this...

What's Tron?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I was wondering that my self.

And here's a word of wisdom brought to you by futurama-

Hell hath to fury like the robot army's of a womans scorn.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Tron is an old science fantasy movie that seems to have a cult following, for lack of a better phrase.


Beware the Frisbees of Doom![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Tron is an old science fantasy movie that seems to have a cult following, for lack of a better phrase.
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Who're you calling old? That movie's younger than I am (barely). It stars Bruce "Sheridan" Boxleitner and some other quasi-famous guy whose name eludes me right now. It was the first movie to go inside a computer, and it looks incredibly cheesy by today's standards.[/colorost_uid0]
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