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Old 11-21-2004, 01:41 AM
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Q: What was that guy with all that gold? Mr...


A: There is no blue gel in the sidelights! There is no red gel in the shin busters! There is no blue or red gel!
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Old 11-21-2004, 07:19 AM
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Old 11-21-2004, 10:33 AM
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A: Unbelievable!
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Old 11-21-2004, 01:28 PM
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Q: And then he said, so she said the he said to HER, then SHE said that he said that blah blah blah!
A: Oooh, if I could walk that way I could--sorry.
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Old 11-21-2004, 09:49 PM
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:47 AM
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Q: Um, you just patched the lighting system into the sound system, and now there's an electrical fire.


A: Don't touch the props the Klingons use!
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:50 AM
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Old 11-22-2004, 05:43 AM
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:25 PM
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Old 11-24-2004, 07:20 AM
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A: You win!
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Old 11-24-2004, 07:29 AM
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Old 11-24-2004, 08:58 PM
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A: Killer Robots From Venus
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Old 11-24-2004, 11:22 PM
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A: Didn't Zeke guest star on that show once?
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Old 11-24-2004, 11:48 PM
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Old 11-25-2004, 02:28 AM
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A: Here's a pink flower.
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Old 11-25-2004, 04:06 AM
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Q: I need a pink flower

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Old 11-25-2004, 05:30 AM
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Q: Pink flowers, then?
(you sound like my director in that last answer...)


A: A lilac rose.
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Old 11-25-2004, 06:45 AM
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Old 11-25-2004, 07:31 AM
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