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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The water's only cold until you get in (or fall in, as the case may be).[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]It's amusing to make fun of Sa'ar. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Actually, it's [bost_uid0]very[/bost_uid0] amusing to make fun of Sa'ar. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-22-2003, 05:24 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]You derive way too much sadistic pleasure from that.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]If you are going to *pretend* to staple your hand to a desk, first remove the staples from the staple gun.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]If you are going to *pretend* to staple your hand to a desk, first remove the staples from the staple gun.[/quoteost_uid0]
Personal experience? Hehe

When the DM smiles, it's too late.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 07-22-2003, 06:05 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]He who laughs last thinks slowest.

[quoteost_uid0]When the DM smiles, it's too late.[/quoteost_uid0]

Nan is discovering this.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]How many cans would a cantrip trip if a cantrip could trip cans?[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The internet is a useful tool for discovering where to send dangerous packages to DMs who irritate you.

[quoteost_uid0]You derive way too much sadistic pleasure from that.[/quoteost_uid0]
Well, yeah. I'm [iost_uid0]evil[/iost_uid0], remember? [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]PC: "I search for traps..."
DM: (rolls) "You don't find them..."[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 07-22-2003, 09:10 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


[quoteost_uid0]The internet is a useful tool for discovering where to send dangerous packages to DMs who irritate you.
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Like incriminating photos.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Telus is evil and sluggish.

[quoteost_uid0]Like incriminating photos.[/quoteost_uid0]

I was thinking of explosives... but hey. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Think LG thoughts think LG thoughts think LG thoughts...Think CE thoughts....... aw cra..... *sound of a human exploding* - The last thing to go through a paladin's mind

[quoteost_uid0]I was thinking of explosives... but hey. [/quoteost_uid0]
Not a good idea. Than you can't play d&d anymore.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:06 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Not explosives that powerful.

Edit: Creepy. I'm nine posts above NAH int he rankings. I never thought I'd see the day when I was wordier than NAH. *shudder*[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]What, it wouldn't even kill a dm? What do you need explosives for than?

I know. I don't know what I want. [/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Mangle factor, CM, mangle factor. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]But anonymously. I'm really attached to my character.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:30 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]"As you're traipsing through the dungeon, whoever sent me that package fails their find traps roll and trips over a loose stone, absorbs a hail of darts in their chest, falls into a deep pit lined with stakes at the bottom, gets a cask of acid dumped on them, chokes on a tooth that got knocked out...and then a huge rock the size of a Buick falls on them.

Now, anyone else have any complaints?"[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:44 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]DMs are moderately evil.

[quoteost_uid0]Now, anyone else have any complaints?"[/quoteost_uid0]

Yes. What about MY needs? *huff*

Heh heh. I always wanted to try this, but not with pants.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]If you have a deity, pray now. It's not polite to arrive unannounced.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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