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10-25-2004, 10:44 PM
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Q: What should I use since this puny little #2 pencil doesn't work?
A: Captain, the comm is playing country music
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#3462
10-25-2004, 10:53 PM
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Q: What's that infernal sound?
A: GAK!
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#3463
10-25-2004, 11:17 PM
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Q: DIE EVIL FLEMOID!
A: A FACE!
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#3464
10-25-2004, 11:21 PM
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Q: What is that on Mars?
A: It's a magic mirror
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#3465
10-25-2004, 11:37 PM
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Q: Oooo! What's that shiny object?
A: Time: To Buy This Book!
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#3466
10-26-2004, 02:07 AM
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Q: What title did the group agree on in the IRC boardroom chat today?
A: Black Holes: How they suck
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#3467
10-26-2004, 03:07 AM
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Q: Hmm... what book should I get Zeke?
A: "MWAHAHAHAHA!" was his reply.
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#3468
10-26-2004, 04:02 AM
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Q: After you told that evil scientist your idea, what did he say?
A: Not another rerun!
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#3469
10-26-2004, 10:45 AM
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Q: Guess what I said when "M*A*S*H" came on last night!
A: The third one was kind of a retread of the rest.
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#3470
10-26-2004, 01:36 PM
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Q: How're those new tyres?
A: "Oh, God NO! Not yet MORE appalingly unfunny American "humour"!"
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#3471
10-26-2004, 04:57 PM
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Q: Hey look, another reality show!
A: What will they think of next?
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#3472
10-26-2004, 05:30 PM
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Q: Hey look! Five-Minute Pie!
A: Run away, Run away!
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#3473
10-26-2004, 10:42 PM
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Q: Ack! A giant pie is headed straight for us!
A: Google it.
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#3474
10-27-2004, 12:50 AM
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Q: I need to find some pie, got some?
A: Take 2, and call me in the morning
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#3475
10-27-2004, 02:11 AM
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Q: Doctor, what should I do about this pie addiction?
A: 54° Fahrenheit.
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#3476
10-27-2004, 05:17 AM
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Q: At what temerature does Seven keep her quarters at?
A: It's not too cold, whimps
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#3477
10-27-2004, 09:02 AM
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Q: I think this dinner is still frozen-can we heat it up?
A: No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy.
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10-27-2004, 06:08 PM
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Q: How do I make Homer go looney again?
A: Frozen food makes Homer crazy.....
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#3479
10-27-2004, 08:51 PM
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Q: Do you think Homer will like some frozen food?
A: Homer is not affiliated with John or TopHatMan
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#3480
10-27-2004, 10:18 PM
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Q: What's with all this talk of TopHatMan, John, and the Simpsons?
A: The This or That Thread.
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