The Five-Minute Forums  

Go Back   The Five-Minute Forums > FiveMinute.net > Miscellaneous
Register FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #4461  
Old 04-23-2005, 01:14 PM
KillerGodMan's Avatar
KillerGodMan KillerGodMan is offline
More something than this cat
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Ontario
Posts: 1,689
Send a message via MSN to KillerGodMan Send a message via Skype™ to KillerGodMan
Default

Q: WHAT!?!? Where did Snape go?!

A: Yay! He's dead!
__________________
-KillerGM

Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
Reply With Quote
  #4462  
Old 04-23-2005, 02:03 PM
danieldoof's Avatar
danieldoof danieldoof is offline
I fell in the pit
You fell in the pit
We all fell in the piiiiit
Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,637
Default

Q: hey that tabletennis game was nice but where is john anyway??

A: two steps to the front and one the the left.....and you are there
__________________
.
Reply With Quote
  #4463  
Old 04-23-2005, 02:45 PM
KillerGodMan's Avatar
KillerGodMan KillerGodMan is offline
More something than this cat
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Ontario
Posts: 1,689
Send a message via MSN to KillerGodMan Send a message via Skype™ to KillerGodMan
Default

Q: Whee's the guide?

A: That's for the mice to figure out
__________________
-KillerGM

Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
Reply With Quote
  #4464  
Old 04-23-2005, 06:14 PM
catalina_marina's Avatar
catalina_marina catalina_marina is offline
Surfin' you say?
Member
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: North-West of the South-East of Nowhere.
Posts: 4,949
Send a message via ICQ to catalina_marina Send a message via AIM to catalina_marina Send a message via MSN to catalina_marina Send a message via Yahoo to catalina_marina
Default

Q: So what is the Big Question, anyway?

A: Never!
__________________
~Bachelor of Science Marijke

I'm not the devil, I just work for her.

What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix

"Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike

Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.
Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
Reply With Quote
  #4465  
Old 04-24-2005, 06:14 AM
NeoMatrix's Avatar
NeoMatrix NeoMatrix is offline
Factorial
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Augusta, GA
Posts: 6,139
Send a message via AIM to NeoMatrix Send a message via MSN to NeoMatrix Send a message via Yahoo to NeoMatrix
Default

Q: When is the end of infinity?

A: Drunk...fake...real...wasted
Reply With Quote
  #4466  
Old 04-24-2005, 09:29 AM
Opium's Avatar
Opium Opium is offline
Calvinist
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
Posts: 5,449
Send a message via AIM to Opium Send a message via MSN to Opium Send a message via Yahoo to Opium
Default

Q: So was the Harry Potter BYOB Dorm Bash?


A: I'm not sure, but CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow probably knows the answer.
__________________
George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life.
Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)
Needing more sleep since before 2003
Reply With Quote
  #4467  
Old 04-25-2005, 02:40 AM
KillerGodMan's Avatar
KillerGodMan KillerGodMan is offline
More something than this cat
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Ontario
Posts: 1,689
Send a message via MSN to KillerGodMan Send a message via Skype™ to KillerGodMan
Default

Q: Do you know where the Black Topaz is?

A: I'm sure sir Ihfasfh knows
__________________
-KillerGM

Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
Reply With Quote
  #4468  
Old 04-25-2005, 03:34 AM
Opium's Avatar
Opium Opium is offline
Calvinist
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
Posts: 5,449
Send a message via AIM to Opium Send a message via MSN to Opium Send a message via Yahoo to Opium
Default

Q: Where is the magazine store?


A: It's always, always, ALWAYS the computers fault.
__________________
George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life.
Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)
Needing more sleep since before 2003
Reply With Quote
  #4469  
Old 04-25-2005, 05:15 AM
NeoMatrix's Avatar
NeoMatrix NeoMatrix is offline
Factorial
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Augusta, GA
Posts: 6,139
Send a message via AIM to NeoMatrix Send a message via MSN to NeoMatrix Send a message via Yahoo to NeoMatrix
Default

Q: Ok, who caused the computer to crash?

A: My guess would be O-
Reply With Quote
  #4470  
Old 04-25-2005, 05:18 AM
Ginga's Avatar
Ginga Ginga is offline
Outside looking in
Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,467
Default

Q: Where's this axe murderer!? WHO IS IT?!

A: Let's listen to eurobeat.
__________________
What further instructions could there be besides, 'Kiss your ass goodbye'?
Reply With Quote
  #4471  
Old 04-25-2005, 08:02 AM
Opium's Avatar
Opium Opium is offline
Calvinist
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
Posts: 5,449
Send a message via AIM to Opium Send a message via MSN to Opium Send a message via Yahoo to Opium
Default

Q: Can we listen to a little Ez Listnin Muzak?


A: I'de rather listen to a little Ez Listnin Musak than do that!
__________________
George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life.
Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)
Needing more sleep since before 2003
Reply With Quote
  #4472  
Old 04-25-2005, 08:57 PM
NeoMatrix's Avatar
NeoMatrix NeoMatrix is offline
Factorial
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Augusta, GA
Posts: 6,139
Send a message via AIM to NeoMatrix Send a message via MSN to NeoMatrix Send a message via Yahoo to NeoMatrix
Default

Q: Want to do some math?

A: The 8ball said no
Reply With Quote
  #4473  
Old 04-26-2005, 12:17 AM
Opium's Avatar
Opium Opium is offline
Calvinist
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
Posts: 5,449
Send a message via AIM to Opium Send a message via MSN to Opium Send a message via Yahoo to Opium
Default

Q: 2+2=5! Therefore, there are five lights!


A: The 8 ball says "no", but the stars say "yes"
__________________
George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life.
Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)
Needing more sleep since before 2003
Reply With Quote
  #4474  
Old 04-26-2005, 03:07 AM
Scooter's Avatar
Scooter Scooter is offline
Doctoral candidate
Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Earth, again
Posts: 831
Send a message via AIM to Scooter
Default

Q. What are the cosmic auguries for C/7?


A. I think they were spoiled when they put 'em in the can.
__________________
An updated list of all my online writing can be found here. Check it out.
Reply With Quote
  #4475  
Old 04-26-2005, 03:11 AM
KillerGodMan's Avatar
KillerGodMan KillerGodMan is offline
More something than this cat
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Ontario
Posts: 1,689
Send a message via MSN to KillerGodMan Send a message via Skype™ to KillerGodMan
Default

Q: What happened to the mushrooms in my can of Cream of Mushroom soup?

A: Just remember that in tis class 2+2=FISH!
__________________
-KillerGM

Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
Reply With Quote
  #4476  
Old 04-26-2005, 03:17 AM
Opium's Avatar
Opium Opium is offline
Calvinist
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
Posts: 5,449
Send a message via AIM to Opium Send a message via MSN to Opium Send a message via Yahoo to Opium
Default

Q: According to Orwell's classic "1984", a way to test for mind control is to say 2 plus 2 equals....


A: Karl did it, without that help of The One I Won't Mention.
__________________
George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life.
Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)
Needing more sleep since before 2003
Reply With Quote
  #4477  
Old 04-27-2005, 04:13 AM
KillerGodMan's Avatar
KillerGodMan KillerGodMan is offline
More something than this cat
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Ontario
Posts: 1,689
Send a message via MSN to KillerGodMan Send a message via Skype™ to KillerGodMan
Default

Q: Who dunnit?

A: So... who dunnit?
__________________
-KillerGM

Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
Reply With Quote
  #4478  
Old 04-27-2005, 09:52 AM
Michiel's Avatar
Michiel Michiel is offline
Last of the ko fighters
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 523
Default

Q: I told you, it was the butler! Are you deaf?

A: 42
__________________
The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability
to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them.
- Gene Roddenberry
Reply With Quote
  #4479  
Old 04-28-2005, 03:18 AM
Scooter's Avatar
Scooter Scooter is offline
Doctoral candidate
Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Earth, again
Posts: 831
Send a message via AIM to Scooter
Default

Q. What do you get if you multiply six by nine?


A. 47
__________________
An updated list of all my online writing can be found here. Check it out.
Reply With Quote
  #4480  
Old 04-28-2005, 05:45 AM
Opium's Avatar
Opium Opium is offline
Calvinist
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
Posts: 5,449
Send a message via AIM to Opium Send a message via MSN to Opium Send a message via Yahoo to Opium
Default

Q: How many times do I have to you that DS9's MU eps rocked?


A: Oh?
__________________
George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life.
Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)
Needing more sleep since before 2003
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 10:13 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.