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06-26-2003, 12:17 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: What's the name of the Saxon archeological site near Sutton Hoo that nobody can remember the name of?A: "Oops I Farted Again"[/color ost_uid0]
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06-26-2003, 12:17 AM
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#464
06-26-2003, 12:18 AM
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ost_uid0]ost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's the one song you never, never want to hear Phlox singing?*muttermumblemuttermumble* [b ost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Argh! I've killed Wesley by accident! Help, I've got to hide his body so Beverly can't find it! What should I do?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Beatlemania is back![/colorost_uid0]
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06-26-2003, 12:37 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: W...whats that noise?A: no, but if you behave you can have some pudding.[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#466
06-26-2003, 12:40 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Can I blow up a Borg vessel Mommy? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Talia Winters, Spock's pet goldfish, marries Jean-Luc Picard to spite John Sheridan.[/colorost_uid0]
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#467
06-26-2003, 12:44 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: whats the top story tonight on UFPO network news?A: Delete it! Delete it now![/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#468
06-26-2003, 12:46 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Dear Strong Bad. How do you type with boxing gloves on?A: How did I get Thursday from Meatloaf?[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#469
06-26-2003, 12:49 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What do you mean were going to have thrusday for dinner tonight?A: I dont care as long as i have my stuffed targ[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#470
06-26-2003, 02:51 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. Martok, you wouldn't mind if we saved the broiled heart of gagh for tomorrow's banquet, would you?A. An elephant with a pegleg.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#471
06-26-2003, 03:43 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: You accidentally injected yourself with that psychotropic, eh, Mr. Paris? What did you see?A: Captain, my Pon farr is approaching, and if you do not stop calling me "Mr. Pointy," I will be unable to prevent myself from getting Laurence Fishburne on your ass... [i ost_uid0]Sir[/iost_uid0].[quote ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Q: Dear Strong Bad. Â How do you type with boxing gloves on?[/quoteost_uid0]*cackle*[/color ost_uid0]
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#472
06-26-2003, 12:44 PM
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ost_uid0]q: So hows it hanging Mr. Pointy?A: If you wash out the glass after words they don't realy care.[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#473
06-26-2003, 07:51 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: When should a bartender wash the glasses?A: If they did that, the Borg would say "You will be pied" instead.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#474
06-26-2003, 07:59 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why don't the borg assimilate 5MV?A: Just climb the tree already![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#475
06-26-2003, 10:46 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. Now should i start with this branch then to to that branch and that branch and then that branch or should i...A. I told you i was having trouble with tribbles[/color ost_uid0]
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#476
06-26-2003, 10:48 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. Katy's milk was stolen? How did [iost_uid0]that[/iost_uid0] happen?A. "We needed something to go with the pie and cookies we stole from her."[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#477
06-26-2003, 10:52 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. and why did you use the tribbles to steal katy's milk? A. perhaps if you would step back i would be able to stun it with my phaser.[/color ost_uid0]
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#478
06-26-2003, 11:07 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. Mr. Spock, the hideously evil alien is attacking Captain Kirk! Why aren't you doing anything?A. Of course not. On an unrelated subject, have you ever noticed that "tribble" can be rearranged to spell "rib belt"?[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#479
06-27-2003, 12:15 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Ensign NAHTMMM, Have you been playing with your anagramizer insted of watching for borg attacks again?A. Get me my compression phaser rifle! We're going hunting![/color ost_uid0]
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#480
06-27-2003, 12:18 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Captain, our sensors indicate that this planet is inhabited by animals with coffee for blood.A: Wesley Crusher swearing.[/color ost_uid0]
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