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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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![]() Block 1 (Scooter):[quote ![]() Tank: Can you say it without the gun? "GAK!" Cypher: Hey Trinity, are you really better off with this airhead, saving our crappy real lives, than living with me in fantasyland? Trinity: Compared to you, I'd be better off with a famished cannibal. Tank: Hey, Cypher! Â Allow me to say--"you're welcome!" Cypher: Lethal irony sucks. Â GAK! Tank: Heh. Â The fake GAK gets them every time. Neo: Maybe I should try that.[/quote ![]() 3 votes. Block 2 (Gatac):[quote ![]() Tank: Pseudo-GAK! Switch: GAK! Apoc: GAK! Cypher: Hm, something's wrong here, but I can't quite put my finger on it.[/quote ![]() 1 vote. Block 3 (Standback):[quote ![]() Neo: (sigh) I get that one a lot, too. Cypher: (over the phone) Y'see, Neo obviously isn't the One, unless I'm about to be killed by a convenient plot contri-GAK! Tank: (over the gun) Fake GAK. Gets 'em every time. Neo: Maybe I should try that sometime. [/quote ![]() 1 vote. Note that block 1 probably requires another middle block to cover Cypher killing everybody, block 2 has *only* Cypher killing everybody, and block 3 is *only* the bit after Cypher's killed everybody. c'mon, people - either post new blocks or vote! : ![]() ![]()
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![]() NAHT's vote was for "Derek's block, only with two cases of "(over the phone)". " I understood this to be a reference to what I've labelled "Block 3 (Standback)" above, because that's the one with the "(over the phone)" directions. This is an entirely different block than the one I think you're voting for. NAHT, if I misunderstood, please set me straight. So this seems to be another vote from Gatac towards the entirety of: [quote ![]() Tank: (over the phone) You think you're the One? Ha ha, stop it, you're killing me. Cypher: Not yet, but I will be soon. Dozer: GAK! Tank: Pseudo-GAK! Switch: GAK! Apoc: GAK! Cypher: Hm, something's wrong here, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Cypher: Mwahaha! Nothing can stop me now, I'm invincible! Don't you wish you were on my side now, Trinity? Trinity: Not after the way you just jinxed yourself. Cypher: What do you mean? It's not like Tank survived, grabbed the gun, and -- GAK! Tank: Heh. The fake GAK gets them every time. Neo: Perhaps I should try that sometime. [/quote ![]() And I'm not certain which of Derek's PHJ favors, or whether or not he was voting. All clear now? ![]() ![]()
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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