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Old 01-20-2005, 09:15 PM
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Q: What did you get for Christmas?


A: Scary good.
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Old 01-20-2005, 09:44 PM
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Q: How good is Pitch Black?

A: Sorta good
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Old 01-20-2005, 11:12 PM
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Q: So, how good is Pitch Gray?


A: #nowhere
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Old 01-21-2005, 12:25 AM
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Q: What number comes befor 0?

A: Q did it obviously
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Old 01-21-2005, 01:02 AM
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Q: Who made the Phantom in the Phantom of the Opera movie so hot?



A: His voice is what makes him so great.
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Old 01-21-2005, 05:24 AM
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Q: What is it about the Phantom that makes him so great?

A: Galieo
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Old 01-21-2005, 06:40 AM
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A: Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom
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Old 01-21-2005, 09:14 PM
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A: Could you summarize that please?
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Old 01-21-2005, 10:44 PM
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Q: August Strindberg was born in Sweden in 1849. He was a miserable, mean little kid from the start, and throughout his life had episodes of serious mental illiness; however, he used all this for material in is plays. He hated women, and his first marriage ended only after he used his wife as a mental punching bag for many years...


A: Woah, dude!
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Old 01-22-2005, 12:44 AM
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A: Answers are irrevelant
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Old 01-22-2005, 02:54 AM
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Q: Why do you want everyone to be Borg? Isn't it just sort of a pyriamid scheme?


A: That's right, you are wrong.
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Old 01-22-2005, 03:55 AM
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A: Verda'll be happy
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Old 01-22-2005, 06:29 PM
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A: There are no spoons, plus the pie was lost.
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Q: Do we have anything to eat?


A: The number of angels that can dance on the head of a ball-point pen.
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Old 01-22-2005, 06:33 PM
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Q: What are you trying to find out with that angel and the ball point pen.

A: Make sure they are ready before you do that.
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Old 01-23-2005, 01:08 AM
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Q: I'm going to chop up the ribs now

A: GA- you thought I was going to say GAK! didn't.... SHOOT!
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A) Hey, I like this tail!
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Old 01-23-2005, 03:35 AM
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Q: Sir, I'm going to have to take that tail back now....

A: Ask Q
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Old 01-23-2005, 03:58 AM
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A: Slow down.
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Old 01-23-2005, 04:15 AM
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