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#5101
11-11-2005, 02:51 PM
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Q: Where is the Group Adaptive Story?
A: Your sanity.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#5102
11-11-2005, 09:34 PM
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Q: What's in the jar?
A: Like a cross between a brain and a cloud. (Anyone read Dilbert?)
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5103
11-11-2005, 11:21 PM
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Q: How's your tapioco pudding?
A: Little gray cells.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5104
11-12-2005, 01:25 AM
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Q: Anything left behind by the redshirt that just got zapped by those mean aliens?
A: Yes, I read Dilbert
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#5105
11-12-2005, 02:30 AM
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Q: Anybody read Dilbert?
A: So then the PHB goes...
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5106
11-13-2005, 07:54 PM
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Q: What happened after you poured soda over your computer?
A: Job murmer the apple run gurgle purple saving feel supporter.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5107
11-13-2005, 08:10 PM
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Q: You feeling okay? I mean, with the doctor jabbing your speech centers with as scalpel during the tumor removal surgery, I just wanted to check.
A: She's worse then was suspected.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5108
11-14-2005, 11:05 PM
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Q: What happened to Maria Carey's career after that movie she made?
A: I didn't mean it that way. I meant it in a good way. Sheesh.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5109
11-15-2005, 04:26 AM
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Q: What do you mean Fred looks almost alive? He's in a frickin URN!
A: Take a left, then a left, then a left then a left, then straight to the end of the hall.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5110
11-15-2005, 07:27 AM
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Q: So where can I find "Liberalism 101"?
A: No, that class isn't offered anymore.
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#5112
11-15-2005, 11:05 AM
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Q: wtf happened to my logging in?
A: boooring
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#5113
11-15-2005, 12:03 PM
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Q: So, do you want to hear a cure for the logout bug?
A: Too bad, I don't know it either.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5114
11-15-2005, 03:29 PM
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Q: Well, I don't know. Do you know?
A: Plunger
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#5115
11-15-2005, 06:33 PM
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Q: Quick, hand me that toilet-unclugger, or whatever it's called.
A: No, no, no, you have it all wrong.
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#5116
11-15-2005, 09:42 PM
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Q: in this exam I only have one answer wrong....good huh?
A: it's good....very good
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#5117
11-16-2005, 02:13 AM
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Q: What do you think of the Mathew Good band?
A: I shudder at saying that.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5118
11-16-2005, 03:11 AM
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Q: Say cheese!
A: oh well, how about chili?
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#5119
11-16-2005, 03:20 AM
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Q: Anybody seen Porthos? I can't seem to find him.
A: Ask Phlox.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5120
11-16-2005, 10:08 AM
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Q: Where is Porthos?
A: He's not talking to anyone right now.
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