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Old 02-03-2006, 11:08 AM
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"Take it easy, honeybuns, this IS a PG to mild PG 13 type of story!" said Anakin.
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Old 02-03-2006, 11:31 AM
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"Unusual this is for a story that makes no sense to children under 13," said Padme, who got back up and turned on the tv to watch Spongebob.
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Old 02-03-2006, 11:49 AM
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"Very nice, here we are, on our honeymoon, and you're watching cartoons!" said an upset Anakin.
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"Well what do you expect if you marry a fourteen-year-old? And you're only jealous 'cause you can't see over my huuuuuge head-dress-cum-hairdo.
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"Xeroc, can you turn the tv up, for this is Padme's favorite show?" Anakin asked the bartender.
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"Yes, well, I still have no clear opinion on anything whatsoever.", said Uncle Ugbug, who appeared again for reasons which are still indeterminate.
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Old 02-04-2006, 10:56 AM
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"Zero patience have I for drunk Padme" said Yogourt the Bartender
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Old 02-04-2006, 11:04 PM
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"Am I the bartender here or not, now?", I said after having been inserted into the story because of alphabetical convenience.
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"Bartenders we are both, for this is a busy place with great demand for our awesome beer," replied Yogourt.
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Old 02-05-2006, 05:29 AM
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"Certianly!", I replied, serving up another drink.
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:39 AM
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"Du.... dun. Du.... dun. Du dun du dun du dun du dun..." went the misplaced soundtrack.
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"Erythrobenzene stocks are up 20%!", said a buisness man to another.
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"Good news for you, maybe. My mom threw threw mine away. I really need to explain to her the difference between stock certificates and baseball cards..." lamented the first buisinessman.
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Old 02-07-2006, 12:50 AM
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"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!", shouted Odo'Itan, back from his home in the Not-Omarian Nebula.
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