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Old 10-21-2003, 01:26 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Rabbit stew makes the best meal in the world, don't you think, Mr Frodo?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It promotes glucose uptake.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 03:00 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So tell me why you outlawed Christmas again?



A: Frodo! Frodo! Fro...oh hi.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 03:57 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh cool, a magic ring. Let me put that on!

A: But I saw you at the game last night, not the library.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 06:00 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: T'Pol, I spent all night studying about Xindi relations and I am ready to be diplomatic with them. I even missed a water polo match!



A: Look, I dont care what your question is, you are still making an offer which I must reciprocate or acknoledge in some way or form![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 07:50 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you want?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 08:07 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what does The President's intelligence look like?



A: Is that it?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 08:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: My birthday present for you is the infamous One Ring. I rescued it from some very good people who were trying to destroy it. Now take it. Quick.

A: Are you even listening? I said go [iost_uid0]left[/iost_uid0] at the third corner on the right side of the gym, just after passing the library and before you see the big city at the horizon.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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Old 10-21-2003, 08:54 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Braaiiiiiiinsss..... Braaaiiiiinnnsssss.... BRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSSS......

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 08:57 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: 17, are you aware that you have been repeating yourself for the last three hours?

A: Do you mind? I'm trying to watch some nude Minbari here.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:02 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] C and C to Captain Sheridan! The Shadows are attacking! What are we going to do?

[Betcha all didn't know he had a [iost_uid0]rank[/iost_uid0], eh? All of you thought he was a [iost_uid0]redshirt[/iost_uid0], eh?]

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:10 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: (Aside to Sa'ar) Do you think we should get her to a doctor? No you're right. We [iost_uid0]should[/iost_uid0] wait a day or two to see if it wears off.

A: Shut up. Nude Minbari.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:15 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] :censors first X-rated question involving that mutual pleasure ritual that John and Delenn took part in:

Ahem.

Cat, you're blushing. What did you see in that box? Oh come on, come on, you can tell meee.....


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:22 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Alright, that's it. I don't care if it wears off. It's getting annoying. Doctor. Now.

A: Covered with ice.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:26 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: She got stuck.

A: It's just a rumour. Don't listen to it.

Any reason why you're only on ICQ when Sa'ar asks you to?[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 10-21-2003, 12:23 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So I heard that 17 got her hands on a five-mile long weapon of mass destruction. Is that true?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.


Because... no-one else asks me to get on ICQ?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 12:42 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: :Silence:

A: An assassin, but only if he'd do his job.

I see. :eyeroll:[/colorost_uid0]
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A: Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a *THWAM!* I deserved that.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Sa'ar, how would you describe that dog running around without fur, over there?

A: Yes, but make sure you kill John.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:27 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: So, to recap, we'll kill Jonas, Bill Gates, the guy in the Barney suit, and that Sheridan chap.


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: The Great Pie of Rassilon[/colorost_uid0]
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