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Old 12-15-2004, 04:25 AM
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Q: I just got caught in my chamber with that ensign! What do I do?

A: The F key is too close to the H key.
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Old 12-15-2004, 07:56 AM
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Q: What is wrong with the piano?


A: That's very incorrect.
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Old 12-15-2004, 09:37 PM
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Q: I heard that Janeway and Picard are getting married.

A: Never believe what the tabloids say
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Old 12-15-2004, 11:53 PM
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Q: Frikin' 60 decks of stairs.


A: Alright, now, calm down and start from the beginning.
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Old 12-16-2004, 12:54 AM
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Q: OMGOMGOMGLIEKTHEREWASTHISTHINGHAPPENINGANDLIEKAAAH HH!

A: Eek, an EM surge! RUN!
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Old 12-16-2004, 02:40 AM
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Q: As I was trying to explain before the last interuption, there is something I have been trying to tell you for the past season, but I have not been able to explain it until now. What I'm trying to say is that....

A: That must be the ransom note they left behind.
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Old 12-16-2004, 02:55 AM
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Q: Why does this say "If you want to see Seko again, UPDATE Freakin 'Not Soon' or this will happen; Seko: GAK!" in various newpaper letters?

A: I'm still confused...
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Old 12-16-2004, 03:41 AM
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Q: This is a movie screen. You sit and watch movies on it.


A: Crusher and Picard FOREVER!
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Old 12-16-2004, 04:53 AM
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A: That's a sailing ship.
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Old 12-16-2004, 05:22 AM
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Q: Me, I'm with the HMS Lionheart.

A: That just won't fit there.
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Q: I put CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow in the Seko Has Been Kidnapped saga!


A: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some "water" *wink wink*
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Old 12-17-2004, 05:40 AM
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Q: What really happened on that day when you and Jill went up the hill?

A: That is such a lovely Christmas gift to give to him
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Old 12-17-2004, 05:47 AM
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A: Ho, Ho, Ho, that's a good joke.
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Old 12-17-2004, 06:05 AM
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Q: So this guy walks into a bar...

A: Hey, wait, let me finish.
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Old 12-17-2004, 08:34 AM
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Q: I heard it already.


A: Great, keep going!
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Old 12-17-2004, 02:25 PM
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Q: So anyways, he walks into this bar...

A: Dude, there is more to the joke. Let me finish!
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Old 12-17-2004, 02:57 PM
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Q: So this guy walks into a bar! ...you want more?


A: That wasn't funny.
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Old 12-17-2004, 10:12 PM
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Q: Okay, when you said I would jump off a bridge to see Kate, I didn't mean you could shove me off one.

A: That's t3h shiznit!
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Old 12-17-2004, 11:15 PM
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Old 12-18-2004, 02:36 AM
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Q: The X has five lights! 2+2=5! X+2=4!



A: I hate to tell you, as it is amusing, but your pants are on fire.
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