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[color=#000000ost_uid0]21. [quoteost_uid0="Timescape fiver"]
La Forge: Was Professor Vassbinder's lecture interesting?
Picard: No, tedious. He kept rattling off endless lists of synonyms and definitions.
Troi: It's a good thing you're used to that by now.
Data: "Used to?" Ah! As in "accustomed...inured...desensitized...mmm-mmm-mphh!"
Picard: Thank you, Mr. La Forge.
La Forge: No handyman should ever be without duct tape.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]22. Attempting to fix plot-holes.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]23. To hold mutinous crewmen in check, up to and including the first officer.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]24. The Borg Queen used it to help keep her head attached to her body.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-04-2003, 07:13 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]25. Duct tape is the only way to prevent Janeway from messing with the timeline.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]26. And to fix the timeline if she gets away.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]27: Internal force fields off line? Just use duck tape to keep that pesky "alien of the week" in the brig.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]28. They used Duct tape to tie up the Ferengi in [iost_uid0]Acquasition[/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]29. Crewmen use duct tape to cover up the Red Alert Speakers and lights[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]30. Duct tape is handy for disabling internal sensors when you've been possessed by an alien entity and need to sabotage critical systems/connect your evil alien device/just be evil in peace and quiet for a few minutes.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]31: To repair the holodeck/transporter Malfunction Of The Week.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]32. To keep John Sheridan out of the universe. He must never cross over, EVER![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]33. To keep John Sheridan, Tribbles, pie, pizza, and any other oft-mentioned items out of the fora.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]34. Maintaining alignment of the dilithium Xtal matrix.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]35. Seals your quarters so that no security officer, including Tuvok, is able to open the door. Also used to hide futuristic technobabble.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]36. To hold the fabric of the universe together just in case the technobbable doesn't work![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]37. To prevent LOTR or POTC being mentioned every two seconds.


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[color=#000000ost_uid0]39. Duct Tape: The only thing William Shatner trusts to hold his tupee and dentures in.[/colorost_uid0]
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