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[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]6. www.johnisthecoolestever.com
5. www.johnisthecoolestever.ca
4. www.porthoschilli.com
3. www.hammerofsmitting.com
2. http://www.toptenlistgroupadaptivest...somefivers.com
1. http://www.5mv5md5me5mng5mst5ma5mfs5...otofforums.com

Top Ten Shows That Will Never Be Fived[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Shows That Will Never Be Fived

10. American Idol - no fiver needed; can be done in a oner:
[bost_uid0]Singer[/bost_uid0]: Screech!
[bost_uid0]Paula Abdul[/bost_uid0]: Awesome.
[bost_uid0]Simon Cowell[/bost_uid0]: Putrescent.
[bost_uid0]Randy Jackson[/bost_uid0]: Next!
9. Hardball with Chris Matthews - can't watch long enough to five
8. Stressed Eric - vanished unwatched before it could be fived
7. Galactica 1980 - fiver would explode from contact with the suckitude
6. Blossom - diabetic coma prevents completing fiver
5. The Top Hat Man Variety Hour - urge to kill is too distracting
4. NYPD Blue - too difficult to convey artsy camera shaking in text
3. Electra Woman and Dyna Girl - it is, after all, its own fiver
2. Dune - illegal psychotropic substances required to properly five
1. The Shatner/Nimoy Mind Meld video - it's just too too sad


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Top Ten Gene Roddenberry Series Ideas That Majel Hasn't Sprung On Us Yet[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Gene Roddenberry Series Ideas That Majel Hasn't Sprung On Us Yet

10. Voyager gets lost...again: The fivers are already available
9. A show from the Borg point of view
8. A show revolving around Star Fleet Academy (Perhaps showing the struggles Captain Kirk, Picard, Janeway, and other officers while going through the Academy.
7. Light Sabers

Someone can finish, mine suck.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]6. The Animals of Star Trek...Porthos, Spot, Martok's Targ and Tribbles tell the REAL stories.
5. Star Trek: Section 31...staring Sloan's twin brother, about the secret section that messes up doctors to hide the real threats...
4. Star Trek: Sections 32-50...a series about the real secret agents, who want to prevent the real theatre to the Federation: seat belts, uniforms with pockets, and of course, decafe.
3. Android! The Musical...starring B4, Lal, Data, Lore and others.
2. Redshirt Survivor...Redshirts compete on set to see who will make it to the next episode.
1. Star Trek: Canada...like Star Trek, only with more peace-keeping and less war. Much less war.


Top Ten Top Ten Lists That We Hope Will Never Be Written[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Top Ten Lists That We Hope Will Never Be Written


10. Top Ten Secrets of Sa'ar's Love Life
9. Phlox's Top Ten Bodily Anomalies
8. Top Ten Erotic Fantasies Involving Neelix
7. Top Ten Deaths of John
6. Top Ten Most Romantic C/7 Moments
5. Top Ten Ways to Bring Back Dr. Pulaski
4. Top Ten Things Found Under the Bed in Jake's Room
3. Top Ten Off-Color Joe Piscopo Jokes Cut From "The Outrageous Okona"
2. The Obsessive Trekker's Top Ten Ways in Which TOS Constitutes a Serious and Compelling Social Document Reflecting Profoundly on Our Culture and Our Times

and the Number One Top Ten List That We Hope Will Never Be Written

1. Top Ten Topic Title Threads



Next:
Pick one of the above and write it! ( BWAHAHAHAHA! )


PS - Certain parties (and you know who you are) are [iost_uid0]not[/iost_uid0] allowed to write #7 on pain of smiting. [/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]In fact, let's write them all, one by one. [/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten "Topic Title" Threads:


10. igPay opicTay itleTay
9. Darmok Topic Title
8. (Omission of Topic's Title. Statement that this was Done on Purpose.)
7. Winning of lottery. Great Textual Screaming. Inclusion of as many exclamation points as I darn well plea$e.
6. Tophatmanic Title
5. Topic Title
4. eltiT cipoT esrevinU rorriM
3. Accidental Discovery that Nitroglycerin and Baking Soda make a Hilarious [iost_uid0]FWOOOSH[/iost_uid0]ing Sound and Explosion when Mixed Together
2. Rephrasing of Star Trek Dialogue in Topic Title Format
1. Statement of Admission Concerning the Fact that Speaker of Aforementioned Statement of Admission is Aware of the Fact that Aforementioned Speaker Has Totally Forgotten What He Was Going to Say Here. Shrugging of Shoulders and Eating of Pie.


Next: Top Ten Topic-Title-izations of Star Trek Dialogue (or one of Scooter's if you really want)[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]10. Top Ten Secrets of Sa'ar's Love Life[/quote:post_uid0]

Smartass. :P

10. Involves fruit, chocolate-filled hot tubs and long-distance phone calls to certain Asian countries.
9. By day, a mild mannered, geeky Chemistry grad student. By night, causes women to swoon at karaoke bars.
8. Across the river in Hull, they call him Maisonnouveau.
7. Long-distance calls to The Netherlands are completely innocent.
6. Let's not go into long-distance calls to Croatia.
5. Bears a striking resemblence to one of Buffy's boyfriends, Luke Skywalker and the guy from That Seventies Show (all at the same time). Er...Sa'ar does, not his love life.
4. He and Nan are just friends, despite appearances.
3. Was once asked by Leonardo DiCaprio: Stop looking so damned good, you're overshadowing me.
2. Is Legolas.

And the Number One Secret Of Sa'ar's Love Life:

1. He actually has one.

Another one of Scooter's.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Scooter"]PS - Certain parties (and you know who you are) are [iost_uid0]not[/iost_uid0] allowed to write #7 on pain of smiting. [/quoteost_uid0]

And of course, that does not refer to me!

[bost_uid0]The Top Ten Deaths of John[/bost_uid0]

[bost_uid0]10. [/bost_uid0]He was slowly disemboweled with a rusty toothpick, and his entrails were used as party streamers at his funereal celebrations.
[bost_uid0]9. [/bost_uid0]Someone gave him a red shirt for his birthday.
[bost_uid0]8. [/bost_uid0]He was chopped up, stewed with potatoes, and fed to the dogs.
[bost_uid0]7. [/bost_uid0]He accidentally put his head into a blender on high speed.
[bost_uid0]6.[/bost_uid0] He was put through college as a life science major.
[bost_uid0]5.[/bost_uid0] He was eaten alive by carnivorous pink butterflies.
[bost_uid0]4. [/bost_uid0]He was repeatedly THWAP!ed across the head with a five mile long station.
[bost_uid0]3. [/bost_uid0]He auditioned for American Idol and was sporked to death by Simon Cowell after the first two notes of "Faith of the Heart".
[bost_uid0]2.[/bost_uid0] He met [bost_uid0][iost_uid0]ME.[/iost_uid0][/bost_uid0]

And the number one Death of John:

[bost_uid0]1. [/bost_uid0]Some idiot put him into the One-By-One story on a whim, and he has been stuck in the everlasting cycle of life and death since, never to attain nirvana.


Why am I only restricted to ten entries on this list? It's not fair! I'm having so much fun here!

Sa'ar-- Regarding your list. I understand #10 and #7. But [iost_uid0]what the hell do you mean by #6?[/iost_uid0] Â :suspicious:

You had better not be going after hot Croatian chicks without telling me. [bost_uid0]Because [iost_uid0]I WANT IN![iost_uid0][/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Top Ten Deaths of John
I cant help it. Please forgive me.

10. John meets a Klingon and says, "Wow, you sure had a bad face lift. I can see the bumps!"
9. John meets Porthos. Mentions chilli. John is killed.
8. John sings the national anthem of America to the tune of the national anthem of Canada. Is hit with hot dogs. Eats one. Chokes.
7. Sa'ar kills him. Scooter kills him. 17 kills him. Everyone kills him. Opium brings him back to kill him.
6. John wanders into a meeting of Section 31; is never seen again.
5. John wanders into a slash story. Dies of shock.
4. GAS runs out of ideas; we kill John.
3. Someone mentions him in the Answer; he dies in the Question.
2. John+Malfunctioning Phaser+Delenn.
1. Top Hat Man and John fight over the last piece of poison chilli pudding pie with ice cream and cheese. John wins.


Top Ten Topic-Title-izations of Star Trek Dialogue (or one of Scooter's if you really want)[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]10. Â Involves fruit, chocolate-filled hot tubs and long-distance phone calls to certain Asian countries.[/quoteost_uid0]

[iost_uid0]The time has come for us to say saiyonara....[/iost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]4. He and Nan are just friends, despite appearances.[/quoteost_uid0]

[iost_uid0]Q: Are Nan and Sa'ar Chasm an item?

A: ...AAAAARGH.[/iost_uid0]

(5 points to whoever gets the reference and isn't Beaker. )[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]10. Top Ten Secrets of Sa'ar's Love Life[/quoteost_uid0]

Smartass. Â :P

6. Let's not go into long-distance calls to Croatia.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]I can understand that. The cat is very cute. [/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[quoteost_uid0="Opium"][color=#000000ost_uid0]3. Someone mentions him in the Answer; he dies in the Question.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]:lol:

I loved that one, along with the rest of the list[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]7. Long-distance calls to The Netherlands are completely innocent.[/quoteost_uid0]
For now. *Winkwink*

[quoteost_uid0]You had better not be going after hot Croatian chicks without telling me. [bost_uid0]Because [iost_uid0]I WANT IN![/iost_uid0][/bost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
He's not talking about the chicks and you know it. [/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]7. Long-distance calls to The Netherlands are completely innocent.

For now. *Winkwink*[/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]6. Let's not go into long-distance calls to Croatia.

I can understand that. The cat is very cute.[/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Q: Are Nan and Sa'ar Chasm an item?

A: ...AAAAARGH.[/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]You had better not be going after hot Croatian chicks without telling me. Because I WANT IN![/quoteost_uid0]

I seem to be acquiring a forum harem.[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]I seem to be acquiring a forum harem.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Wasn't that a prog rock group in the Sixties? [/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[quoteost_uid0="MaverickZer0"][color=#000000ost_uid0](Don't believe Bass and Zero are the same? http://www.nintelligent.net/character181.php )[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Bass and Zero are [iost_uid0]not[/iost_uid0] the same. Their personalities are totally different. That link you posted is stating pure supposition as fact. With Mega Man and X there's a case to be made, but not with Bass and Zero -- you might as well claim Zero was originally Toad Man.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Most Romantic C/7 Moments

10. The split second that they made eye contact
9. Chakotay gave up his replicator rations for Seven
8. That time they went on a away mission together and Chakotay was flying the shuttle
7. That time they "accidently" bumped into each other in Astrometrics.
6. The time they rode in the turbo lift together
5. To be honest, you could sense a bond between the two while Seven was still a Borg Drone
4. That time they had pie together in the mess hall
3. Blame an anomoly
2. Seven learned about kissing, and decided to test it out on a tree (or a halogram) that just happened to be Chakotay
1. Sorry, there just isn't one

Next: Top Ten Nicknames for 5MV forum members[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]I seem to be acquiring a forum harem.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Which consists of a number, two cats, and a Romulan bent on world domination.

Ni-ice. :lol:[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Romulan doesn't sound so bad, actually. [/colorost_uid0]