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Old 05-24-2003, 11:23 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Name two guys you dont really need to hear much more from, and one that had a the coolest, bestest, funniest, most heartwarming cartoons EVER! Oh, and this peticular cartoon starred a "bratty" misunderstood little boy, his tiger, his mom and dad, a cute, brilliant girl-next door, a mean bully, a Malox-drinking teaching, an indifferent coach, and had "Spaceman Spiff" which was based on a cartoon written for German class.

A:Meeting PM Chretien in a steakhouse.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What nightmare do Canadian vegetarian hermits tend to suffer from?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What was the first song which Zephram Cochrane taught the Vulcans to sing?


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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: After losing your virginity, what is the next thing you lose?

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[quoteost_uid0="Opium"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where do I find what's left of the BC NDP's pride?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Obscure British Columbian politics alert! Obscure British Columbian politics alert!

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Name two guys you dont really need to hear much more from[/quoteost_uid0]

Awww... you don't like Groucho Marx?

[quoteost_uid0]"That woman?! You want to know why I was eating dinner with that woman? Well, I'll tell you - it was because she reminds me of you. That's why I'm sitting here with you now - because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your lips, your cheeks, everything about you reminds me of you. Except you. How'dya figure that out, huh?"[/quoteost_uid0]

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A. Geraldo.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]((come on, the BC NDP is notorous across Canada for having no pride,lthough they do have, among other things, guts, smarts, and *ferry* godmothers.))

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A: Swimming in Hawkeye, Winchester and BJ Hunicut's swamp.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What does the fate of Alpha-quadrant/Delta-quadrant relations ultimately rely on?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] He did it! It's him I tell you! Him![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Um, Michiel, I wanted to ask you about--

A. Janeway and Seven, singing in the rain.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's the scenario of Chakotay's favourite holodeck-program?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I think red, but then again, it could be blue.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: This is the real reason why dogs cant be starfleet officers?
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What is the extent of the damage caused so far by enraged shippers in response to C/7?

A. Teenage Mutant Ninja Kiwis![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Who are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' REAL Arch-Nemeses?

A. The last time he tried it, Rhode Island and several municipalities in southern Michigan disappeared.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why has Q stopped trying to turn Chakotay into a great shuttle-pilot?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Well, the self-destruct button, actually.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0]A. The last time he tried it, Rhode Island and several municipalities in southern Michigan disappeared.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Poor Rhode Island. ;_;

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A. Ultimate Chocolate Chocolate Chip ice cream.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Michiel"][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why has Q stopped trying to turn Chakotay into a great shuttle-pilot?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The last time he tried it, Rhode Island and several municipalities in southern Michigan disappeared.[/quoteost_uid0]
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A.Well, you'd be angry too if you'd had your face burned off at age twelve.[/colorost_uid0]
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