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08-02-2004, 06:12 PM
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Bugs? Teeth? Huh?
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08-02-2004, 06:51 PM
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Ah, you were thinking on the inside....
We could always have tried to stow away in the baggage compartment of course. :P
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08-02-2004, 10:38 PM
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89. To wax Sisko and Picard's heads. Ouch!
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08-03-2004, 08:44 AM
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88. what do you think the tractor beam really is?
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08-03-2004, 04:08 PM
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Well that would have been hot... I think it would actually have fit though.
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08-03-2004, 04:25 PM
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I was just thinking why I put the number 88 in front of my last post....
90. they use it to cover the "I don't brake for aliens" bumper sticker when meeting new species that picard put on the hull of enterprise.
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08-03-2004, 05:43 PM
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Heheh, I like that one :mrgreen:
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08-04-2004, 09:12 PM
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well, then here is another one
91. I wondered where all the redshirts come from when the enterprise is on a mission. now I know: they are duct taped on the ceiling... :wink: that also explaines the constant crew count. when one is "gak"ed: go and get another one 
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08-05-2004, 12:29 PM
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That does make sense, just like when someone leaves their station and that other person just walks over to take control I always used to think...
WHERE DO THEY COME FROM!? ...now I know.
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08-12-2004, 10:54 AM
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92: it is used to depilate the tribbles so they are not so cuuuuuute anymore and nobody brings them on starfleet vessels....
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08-12-2004, 03:54 PM
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^One by one? :shock:
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12-17-2004, 02:43 PM
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93. You know how they got the name of the ship painted on the hull? That's not paint :wink:
94. When Archer says "Polarise the Hull Plating" he means "Break out the Duct Tape"
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12-17-2004, 08:20 PM
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95 ) It's what keeps the doors shut!
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96) how else do you think voyager can afford to have Chakotay blow up shuttles every episode?
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02-09-2005, 08:30 PM
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97)Its what they use to get the dirt off when the sonic showers arn't working.
Yeah thats realy lame..
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02-10-2005, 01:49 AM
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98 ) How do you think they got all that great makeup variety on Voyager? Duct tape=Nose ridges!
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99) It's what self-repaired the romulan drone!
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02-11-2005, 02:20 AM
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100. It kept Enterprise E from blowing up in Nemisis
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02-11-2005, 06:55 PM
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101) How else do you think they sealed Spock into his funeral torpedo :roll:
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02-11-2005, 11:18 PM
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^ If that was the case, how the heck did he get out?
102. The REAL reason why the starships are grey
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