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![]() ![]() ![]() Every discipline has its lunatic fringe, although in physics that fringe occurs a lot closer to the core. Who else but physicists could come up with terms like WIMPs and MACHOs? [quote ![]() [/quote ![]() "Hey! Hey! Heyheyheyheyheyheyhey! Heeeeeeeyyyyyy! Hey!"[/color ![]()
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![]() ![]() ![]() Rumour has it Bob the Angry Flower was the second member. [quote ![]() ![]() Prior to 'Dr.' Van Impe's research, Hell was thought to be located in Secaucus, New Jersey. [quote ![]() Chris Niswander of Tucson, Arizona, for inventing PawSense, software that detects when a cat is walking across your computer keyboard. The British Royal Navy, for ordering its sailors to stop using live cannon shells, and to instead just shout "Bang!" [/quote ![]() There is absolutely nothing I can say to make these any funnier. You can't make this stuff up.[/color ![]()
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![]() Several years ago (this is probably going back to at least the 70's if not farther), one of the professors in the Microbiology department decided to investigate whether you could get vitamin K from intestinal bacteria. To do this, he found some grad students to experiment on. (Grad students apparently have no rights in the scientific community; you wouldn't be able to get away with this on any animal -- they're too well protected. ![]() For those of you who may not be aware, warfarin is used as rat poison.[/color ![]()
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![]() ![]() And my tongue still hurts from where Cynthia cut me while placing XRay films last tuesday! Mrs Wood was wiping off the blood![/color ![]()
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