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I've rechecked, and World Blog Haiku Day was actually yesterday -- but who cares? Here's 5ME: Haiku Day anyway![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Not to be mean or anything, but they all say "17 word XXXX". A haiku is 17 sylables.
Still very funny, summed up the entire season in such a short way. It was great![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Was gonna say the same thing Hotaru! I've never really got the point of Haiku's...
I read a Haiku Before you know, its finished I always want more[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Lorien: I'm your child of time.
Archer: Shhhh. Porthos deserves a line. Porthos: Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff![/quoteost_uid0] Great haikus, Zeke. And also a good way to remember which episode had what in it.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]17-Word "Doctor's Orders"
Phlox: All I'll say is this: Jeri Taylor better be getting royalties. [/quoteost_uid0] HA! Good one! [quoteost_uid0]17-Word "Zero Hour" Archer: Yes! We won! We -- GAK! Alien Nazi: That'll teach him. Oh, hello. Viewers: WHAT THE BLEEPING BLEEP? [/quoteost_uid0] LOL that one is just so beautiful and rich in meaning. You really captured the viewers feelings. Plus it was a good laugh! Good job, Zeke![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I liked it. Especially that one Haiku that doesn't actually contain anything from the episode. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Zeke, your poetic prowess
does delight and amuse and impress Trekkies from sea to sea. But they're too short for me -- I like limericks...but I digress. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]I've never really got the point of Haiku's[/quoteost_uid0]
Many years ago, a satirical newspaper on my campus had a "horrible haiku contest." Most of the submissions were indeed horribly bad, and totally forgettable, but one was clever enough for me to have remembered it all these years: Frozen grey flagpole My tongue reaches out for it I'll wait for the thaw[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]17-Word "Zero Hour"
Archer: Yes! We won! We -- GAK! Alien Nazi: That'll teach him. Oh, hello. Viewers: WHAT THE BLEEPING BLEEP? [/quoteost_uid0] ALIEN NAZIS SUCK! Bad bad bad bad bad! It's bad to use alien Nazi's or timetravelling Nazi's! :madder: But this haiku is soooooo on the money! Good work! [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Very fun. Can't wait to see the actual episodes. ;P
And Zeke - math camp? Pray tell![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Kosh is posh, but he's
A forlon Vorlon, because Nobody gets him. Sorry. That had absolutely nothing to do with 5ME. Great job, Zeke! U R A geneous! [/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I was gonna say the same thing...and about the haikus not exactly abiding by the 5-7-5 rule (at least, I don't think they did)....but those were all pretty funny indeed.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]No Comment.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Standback"]And Zeke - math camp? Pray tell![/quoteost_uid0]
If people actually care, sure, I'll post something about it in this thread -- [iost_uid0]after[/iost_uid0] this week of the camp is over. Until then I'm so busy I can't sit down for ten seconds. antodav, would you mind pointing to a spot anywhere on that page where I didn't follow the 5-7-5 rule?[/colorost_uid0] Edited By Zeke on 1089343373
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]:lol: :lol:
I especially liked the ones for "The Expanse", "The Shipment", and "Doctor's Orders". [/colorost_uid0]
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