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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think Zeke will always be late?

A: Any Sci-fi show. Take your pick.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Name a series besides [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] that has had continuity problems at one point or another.


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: "Just becuase he has a spade in his head doesn't mean you should just assume his name is Doug!"[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:03 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So Costume Lady, in what condition to I give costumes back to actors I dont like so the costumes wont rinkle?



A: Better than Sims on a stick.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was the result of watching Battlefield Earth?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What would make for the oddest looking borg ever if assimilated?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because I hate it! HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:After trying some new coffee that Neelix made, what did Janeway finally tell him after 7 years?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Statistically what is the most frequently asked question by helmsmen under the command of Janeway?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: It's secretly owned by Microsoft.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2003, 05:37 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What, according to the Vulcan Science Directorate, is the cause of technobabblefobia?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] If this were a klingon ship, I would kill you where you stand for asking that question![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:How am I suppose to do that Captain Janeway?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Okay, what is either a place in Germany, or a race of people on TOS that is really brilliant despite walking around nearly naked?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get if you dump Neelix in starch and then grind him up?



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