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Old 05-18-2005, 09:08 PM
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Old 05-18-2005, 09:46 PM
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Bestiality fetishists, rejoice.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go poke out my eyes with a rusty lightsaber.
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Old 05-18-2005, 11:38 PM
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Ghaa! My eyes! I must stab out someone else's eyes in revenge!

(This is known as "poking it forward.")
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*put on sunglasses to protect eyes*

Um...ick?
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Old 05-19-2005, 01:50 AM
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:? :shock: :evil:

That's just wrong.
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Old 05-19-2005, 05:22 AM
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Oh my fucking God. :lol:
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I don't think it gets more crazy than that....what's next, tickle-me-palpatine? :mrgreen:
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:29 PM
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Heeheehee! So be it, Jedi.
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Old 05-19-2005, 06:10 PM
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"Arf!", she said.
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You've seen everything eh? Have you seen a man eat his own face?

Didn't think so. [/obscure and stupid Team America reference]

(oh... ick)
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I find your lack of a good reference disturbing
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Old 05-24-2005, 08:11 AM
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You've seen everything eh? Have you seen a man eat his own face?

Didn't think so. [/obscure and stupid Team America reference]

(oh... ick)
Hmmm...that came to my mind as well...but isn't it head? Not that I've seen the movie :mrgreen:
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Gah. Now I am... unclean. Or perhaps that's just the lack of bathing I've done in the past year (I kid, I kid! I had my monthly wash just last week!).
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Everything?

Still, yours is more disgusting.
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Everything?

Still, yours is more disgusting.
Tell me it's a joke tell me it's a joke tell me it's a joke tell me it's a joke oh please just tell me it's a joke!

I went through that phase long, long ago...back when they first came out, when I was around 13 or 14 or so. I don't want the flashbacks to...the terrible high-school years! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Old 06-01-2005, 04:30 AM
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^ sorry, it's not a joke

The Backstreetboys' return isn't either
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