Reviving the eTrektion!

[richardson]

Me, I'd vote for the starfleet captain snickering in the background with the stolen drive out of a tardis, and transphasic torpedos.

Vote Yodck!

The logically uber anti-sith!

[Chancellor Valium]

Originally Posted by richardson

Me, I'd vote for the starfleet captain snickering in the background with the stolen drive out of a tardis, and transphasic torpedos.

Vote Yodck!

The logically uber anti-sith!

Now look. If you took the entire contents of a TARDIS' drive room out of the ship - and we're talking something top-of-the-line, with roughly enough power for double the ship's actual requirement, aside from having to beam through universes, you could probably fill a small solar system with the drive units. And that's just the power converters. You know what the actual source of power is? The nucleas of a black hole, which resides both on a planet and in the heart of every TARDIS. That means that to take it out would be extremely dangerous, nay suicidal. Besides which, a TARDIS can also run off the mental energy of the occupants.

If you don't believe me, ask Pointy.

[e of pi]

Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium

Really? Then try a malicious Time Lord with a Battle TARDIS. *Now* who're you gonna bet on?

:twisted:

Remember to vote Morphine for essential vitamin b12!

Hmm. Nah.When that situation pops up, we do what we did with the 8472: Trick starfleet into dealing with it.

[Chancellor Valium]

Originally Posted by e of pi

Hmm. Nah.When that situation pops up, we do what we did with the 8472: Trick starfleet into dealing with it.

You can try it, but considering the last time Starfleet made trouble with a TARDIS their ships and their crews ended up stranded in three different timezones across fourteen realities...

[e of pi]

See, that's why we let them worry about it.

[richardson]

Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium

Now look. If you took the entire contents of a TARDIS' drive room out of the ship - and we're talking something top-of-the-line, with roughly enough power for double the ship's actual requirement, aside from having to beam through universes, you could probably fill a small solar system with the drive units. And that's just the power converters. You know what the actual source of power is? The nucleas of a black hole, which resides both on a planet and in the heart of every TARDIS. That means that to take it out would be extremely dangerous, nay suicidal. Besides which, a TARDIS can also run off the mental energy of the occupants.

If you don't believe me, ask Pointy.

heh. You time-lords aren't the only ones with spatial manipulation technology anymore. *Hides the pocket universe in his pocket.* Plus, the Kep Salu's got a romulan quantum singularity drive (A black hole under a diffrent name) hooked up in an ejectable pod, plus 6, count 'em, 6 seprate warp core segments. I think we've got enough power. And give us a month, and we'll have a BETTER version to beat you silly with. :twisted:

[e of pi]

And that's the other reason we let Starfleet handle it. They have a frightening ability to deal with problems when they have to.

[richardson]

*Ahem.* I'm a starfleet captain, not a miracle worker!

I leave that to my version of scotty.

[e of pi]

Note to self: Assimilate scotty.

[richardson]

Note to self:

Assign several dozen kirk clones to illogic-protect scotty from the borg. :wink:

[e of pi]

Note to self: Assimilate/kill kirk clones.

[richardson]

What, and ruin the perfection of the collective with them? :lol:

Ah, great old illogical Kirk.

The anti-borg.

[e of pi]

I never said we'd keep them. Just assimilate 'em, wipe their memorys, then dump on some world outside the galaxy.

[richardson]

Ack! Someone get the Alludium PJ-9000!

[Chancellor Valium]

Originally Posted by richardson

heh. You time-lords aren't the only ones with spatial manipulation technology anymore. *Hides the pocket universe in his pocket.* Plus, the Kep Salu's got a romulan quantum singularity drive (A black hole under a diffrent name) hooked up in an ejectable pod, plus 6, count 'em, 6 seprate warp core segments. I think we've got enough power. And give us a month, and we'll have a BETTER version to beat you silly with. :twisted:

Uhm, yes we are, and furthermore we've mastered it, and mastered it over ten million years ago.
*collapses richardson's pocket universe, rematerialises around TARDIS drive units + the Eye*.

Did I mention the ability of a TARDIS to run on raw artron energy?

[e of pi]

Fine. Valium, you'd kick his butt. Richardson, you'd kick his. Now, can we drop this?

[Chancellor Valium]

Originally Posted by e of pi

Fine. Valium, you'd kick his butt. Richardson, you wouldn't. Now, can we drop this?

With that minor alteration, yes

Vote Morphine- the Party of sensible temporal policy!

[richardson]

Good grief.... *Wonders if he can develop a 'destroy the universe' function for his Alludium PJ9000.....*

[e of pi]

Great.....

[Chancellor Valium]

Originally Posted by e of pi

Great.....

Huh?