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Old 02-28-2005, 11:06 PM
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Sorry, someone already made that wish ahead of you. You will have to pick a number and wait in a long line of eternity.

I wish that someday we can all meet up with our friends and our fellow forumgoers in a dreamworld, so we can have fun eating pie while we sleep.
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Old 02-28-2005, 11:40 PM
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We all meet up in our dreams and eat pie, but the pie tastes bad!

I wish I had an ostrich farm.
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You get it, but your ostriches peck you to death. Ouch.

I wish I had all the money in the world.
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:27 AM
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You get all the money in the world, yet have nothing to spend it on.

I wish that Ichi would stop being so hyper.
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Old 03-01-2005, 06:41 AM
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Ichy will become dull, and it will annoy you until you become hyper yourself.

I wish my that my wishes don't come true
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:49 AM
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Your wishes don't come true, but all the things you really don't want to happen instead.


I wish I was a professional costume designer for famous hot Hollywood movies.
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You are a pro costume designer in Holywood, but your designing costumes for CLEANERS!
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:59 AM
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Valium actually made a wish, but it was too hard for us to un-wish, and he killed the game.

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Old 03-02-2005, 01:05 AM
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you get the conclusion, but it sucks.

I wish I had a sig-kitty
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:07 AM
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You get a sig-kitty, but it kills you as soon as you put it in your sig.

I wish that I didn't have sore teeth right now.
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:10 AM
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you have no teeth at all.

I wish my hair would make up it's mind whether to fall out or stay.
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Old 03-02-2005, 02:27 AM
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You are Captain Kirk, and you lost your toupee

I wish that there was no spoon
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Old 03-02-2005, 02:30 AM
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there is no spoons, but lots of sporks attack. ouch. metal ones.

I wish I had a spork army
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Old 03-02-2005, 04:37 AM
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You have a spork army, but you end up "conquering" some pie that gives all your troops food poisoning.


I wish [this program I'm writing] ran faster.
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It does, but it runs too fast and your computer explodes.

I wish I could play Minesweeper on my '95.
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Old 03-02-2005, 05:28 AM
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You can, but when you hit a bomb, your computer blows up

I wish I wasn't so bored
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Old 03-02-2005, 08:40 AM
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You aren't bored because now the Borg have assimilated you, and they don't have such a concept.

I wish to be able to time travel.
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Old 03-02-2005, 02:08 PM
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You do, but you keep running into Admiral Janeway wherever you go.

I wish Spring will get here quicker
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Old 03-02-2005, 08:53 PM
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Spring is sprung
The grass is riz
Global Warming will make your eyes go fizz.


I literally wish I literally had a nickel for literally every time someone literally uses "litterally" in a sentence.
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Old 03-02-2005, 09:37 PM
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You do, but people stop saying it

I wish I can think of another wish
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